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" His winning winning is fun. We now return -- Boers and Bernstein show live from -- carries and 3551. North Sheffield and Wrigley grill tons SIX SEVENTY The Score is 670 discord dot com presented by Miller -- great tasteless Philly."

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" They probably don't -- about today Harry carries in Wrigley don't lovely spot. Just lovely anyway here's your chance I had believing this your role been going on how many. It was a 43 years something I know home. There are Super Bowl disasters often there's no doubt about it we do have a wide open if you want to tell your story and."

" called for Super Bowl misadventures stories you could be your traveled to are probably Super Bowl your time actually -- game or Andy's Super Bowl party. Planning for one you know what we're talking about 3126446767. Let's start with John in Frankfurt on the score hello John welcome to Friday phone."

" Hey guys well loved it happened two years ago a Miami like most people are they're probably going to be but the in my body were limited South Carolina and we're from Chicago we figure there's -- to a bowl we're gonna go down and tailgate and we go -- And now we had a -- and out we were looking we're all Smith goes up. Ten years old didn't know how all this math wasn't good Miami stadium. Actually figure okay that you gotta be the place. So we're driving around drive around -- watched it probably the worst neighborhood -- Average speed loads of a project were like I have -- Easter -- colors like pink and green. And we didn't know where we work we get to the stadium or words that that stadium was it was just an empty parking lot because the old map we end up. Gordon McDonald's. Trying to get. Hey trying to get directions and weren't actual beating anybody and -- won't hold -- have been drinking earlier in the day so. We go to the bathroom I fall to the bathroom. The Dolphins stall door and look like he bought a guy with this cancer."

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" Yeah I wasn't really sure where that -- might be different Friday thought that the I don't know this isn't that could be another with -- big -- I felt a sleeping man bill. Five times on his -- or listener Roberts he says my cousin rented a rushed three area bar for Super Bowl twenty. He -- a 25 dollar per square pool with a twist he was going to pay a 125 bucks for every score of the game. And for the end of the first second and third -- the final score winner would take -- whatever what was left potentially a huge percentage of the 2500 dollars that meant to touchdown is scored six nothing and seven nothing would both pay on the spot. Potentially fund concept. I drew bears' six -- zero other than 1 of the best numbers on the board here if the Bears scored first. My six era square -- 125 bucks the college you don't count the money game started the first with -- zero zero was paid in grand fashion. I was confident I'd be next until Walter Payton my hero fumbles on the Bears -- the second play the game Patriots kick a field goal. So the Bears score the score shortly thereafter -- gig getting paid for the six nothing in one of my cousins got paid for 63 and get it 36 to three. She bought me a shot but it was no concession then things got funny. The Patriots scored early in the fourth it was 44 to ten finally -- zero all need it was a safety I was yelling fourth in the crazy fourth quarter blowout gave the Bears got a safety. I stumbled over to my cousin with a huge smile. Always -- there is no money left to the pots. He high scoring game -- depleted the entire 2500 dollars a 125 of tight end Ben -- the game ended 46 to attend the winning the square was bears' six Patriots stuff and I wonder what was left of a pot. Nothing. I had the winning the square at a Super Bowl 24 and got nothing. I. I think that's great it's 312 years ago 446767. Green waved gave his next and WSCR."

" I don't very close friend. A lot Douglas. I don't know if this is misadventures so much it is self them -- life I had to take it to -- Bears Super Bowl twenty the Super Bowl and yeah my walkman -- and sat in the Loge section of the superdome and put it on it started. After -- too much started yelling I can't get away Lara BI can't get away clarity WGN -- There's got to be broadcasting the game not realizing it put I was in New Orleans at the time."

" Yeah up up up up up up up -- the -- also wanted to be different if that's frustrated marriage is okay. Is slated -- made -- look good but not every Friday fund you know I suppose that's true I just his -- way."

" It just -- from Waukegan. Says that my wife fiance at the time and I've been living together for about six months for the Bears made Super Bowl two years ago. We're having twenty people over have been preparing the whole weekend for -- perfect party -- wife's not a football fans a bit confused by the whole ordeal but was helping. The Saturday before I noticed our -- getting precariously close to my wife's candles that she loves to leave slid around the house our cat's tail hair is a lot of control that you could confuse the Catholic tumbleweed. Anyway I asked my wife to not light candles to our cat is very dumb and very hairy."

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" And about 3 PM Super Bowl Sunday it was moving around couches in the other room what I hear my wife screaming from the kitchen do but I read into the room. I saw our cat's tail was lit up like an Olympic Torch. How does this charity not terrorists. -- oblivious to explain in -- just walked slowly on the kitchen counter as we tackle that with the nearest towels. I read it into the bathroom through the shower and wash the Chara off. The cat had gone from having a feather duster tailed had been a little black with. I don't remembered with the smell the -- hair the -- That was floating out of the food. Because we don't blame my wife for not understanding the passionate player of the Bears. My read to get a cat bird -- brought her to tears but for the next two hours we've vacuum didn't do your -- the house. We hit the cat still completely unfair he's not a whole ordeal. The smell -- kick off dad. Bears after opening kickoff return for touchdown bat and luckily my wife still married he had gotten rid of the candidates such as George."

" cancer did undertake. What you could do it although when it was predicted that the I Georgia's -- with. At least one of the student -- don't know met in decal needed on the score on Friday funds available only had a -- and misadventures they have them."

" Hacked. -- wrote during bears' Super Bowl Owens who -- party and career and quite but it drinking there. After the -- that you can get do little more per game. And -- all right I'm I didn't have my key to get it in my house. Archive appears good idea Q I'm -- by my guru thing called through window. Ignoring -- until I come -- Her and I looked off and broke my leg having to get sized group in my life."

" Yeah agility I was under the cap Donovan might have been if it hits a that's why I was lucky to lead the between you and undeveloped minds. That's an email from avenue says it was a Super Bowl XL went to a friend's apartment watched the game with a dozen or so others we've ordered pizza at halftime. And I would put in charge of one small but important task. Cutting the pizza because sometimes this particular place doesn't do an adequate job of cutting the -- themselves and fortunately. The more the size of the pizza I -- position did on the kitchen counter so that quite a bit of a cardboard missed a few off the edge. If you missed perhaps it was distracted by the game this for some reason I forgot all the pizza was position that I applied force with a pizza cutter. And I realized instead of pushing the cardboard under the counter -- I was -- ever did nothing but air. It was too late heavy enormous pizza flipped over odd to me he hit the pit in the hopes of the would you open the floor at."

" People often say they didn't -- isn't it the dozen or so hungry people party goers to better appreciate my actions. I was not put in charge of this particular task ever again. I needed. Although I think she's just a delegation church."

" There's going to be some left and implore you Jessica Simpson apparently. -- community are looking a little party in the direct tie and you did eternally and -- shirts."

" Quad cities that's -- candidates menu that she's candidates on the -- I stared at."

" Gentleman our radio good. Great I've back for sports your report tornadoes started college work your quote bad college door. In my -- well lady you have no time for the Super Bowl or anything I guess I was determined that I would not going to get there are. I try to smuggle AT small TV and to restore. I've made it about halfway in. Our planet surprised. Lowell. Pep band return game on it George what make him pit road bell. And of course the -- Garner all right aren't happy to me what I got written up. Almost fired. At the Super Bowl and if it can change the entire court in my life."

" You married -- I -- going to hit model car and another hot hot hot I hope that the pathetic enough. Could you go thank you gotta let did you do Stewart is -- through it Z is."

" This is from Josh is it 2006 may nonrefundable deposits for bears' season tickets paid off my buddy and I received their season tickets. Who live their lives according to the bears' season. -- a great season they spent every now and Sunday checking the website reviewing staffs discussing the Bears every opportunity to pass me on the streets I told Giants season tickets to dispute Bears information yeah. I was bad guy the Super Bowl arrives we get to our watering hole I was a regular and no well the center of attention high fives into grass for being a season ticket holder. I rallied the bar every hour before kickoff on the microphone uttering disparaging remarks about the Colts. And the hourly rally finished with a shot of some blue and orange alcoholic and -- needless to say. I was got a good form soon after the second quarter I proceeded to play bean bags shirtless on the sidewalk at halftime. Consumed with strangers cheeseburger Roy thought of my old friend from high school it's -- that they've never met him a better start the third quarter -- I was growing up all over the place and passed out. Do you want to -- and I remember right Fred dropping reauthorization. I can't believe you pass that missed the Bears winning the Super Bowl. That's do you much potential that is that's -- few lives. 312640. Horse. I'm 57. And everybody's got one of these so we want to hear yours as well north side Marcus is a WSCR."

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" Alone we'll do all my mom would the Bears are right I've made one prop bet there was Devin Hester run that back -- nice people a lot of change. I've enjoyed while they record all the somewhat for the washroom. And everybody are -- them and what I -- what they -- doing what I wasn't really quite done in the washer and yet."

" And Ronnie woo -- did expecting us to put him on the air you see they stood there like an hour and a half. Half enjoy realize that we were eager to talk to nobody left."

" But I don't think you would you call machines probably knows and what it."

" Are right now you understand what we're doing -- yet this that you get it. You've got it's 3126446767. Somebody and join the fun Boers and Bernstein Friday -- on the score."

" We now return. Turn them Boers and Bernstein show life from Harry Carrey's head 3551. North Sheffield and relief bills on 67 use score. Then SIX SEVENTY The Score dot com presented by Miller -- Tasteless --"

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" Bryant a following here until. -- about Sports Radio SIX SEVENTY The Score. And so far. -- drinking I. That's sometimes he'll land and a naked man I always expect them to the but it what you're doing -- party do you didn't answer the second 2000 civilian deals burgers next than WSCR."

" I flew -- and oh yeah. Super Bowl thirty more Rams I didn't lose he greatest Super Bowl party I ever made Bob was part of its -- event happened. It's a fight nearly broke out after halftime when I was disconnected our stolen cable and try to look at a place finish the -- Tony hawk. All. Made big draw was her all the hullabaloo you -- a little -- win but he tightened blocked all the -- defence rather that. And after the game we decided hey we're drunken stupid but don't play football on the pond across the street which was frozen. -- for -- football each team had to have at least one person as the designated smoker. Usually the quarterback. Long story short these quarterback slash small circle one if you felt broken -- the Mets lit bit senior percussion recital."

" If you had excellent robes and hope that -- talk about who put the quickest -- Super Bowl party at the -- out of the equipment student beat the fatigue of about stupid you really call you know that party was a Georgia's two."

" Thanks to didn't Super Bowl 39 it was took an 810 pound prime rib outside on the grill but I thought the meat was done I went outside to bring it in. All the defied that not only was the beat still leading the grill was called mr. --"

" Yeah thank you know that's from -- and Evanston I thought I thought yeah. This that was just played really. And yeah."

" relevant Wisconsin its bats on this tour."

" Hey Ben Terry -- doin' good bet good quick story for a the 2006 to a ball quite beloved Bears are playing. And they started out period as you know. Well into the second half I don't really remember lists but. I proceeded to -- a chicken going against the wall. And I didn't notice it until the next day when I thought the barbecue stand so we finally remember that the Salmonella Super Bowl because of my shoddy cooking. You guys eat any. -- you put yourself which you have the whole Lotta people over and they weren't they weren't accustomed to my my injury play at."

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" Yeah I guess helpless paid a picture of little bit forest so if I just don't know what time because I lighter season -- I think it is Drew Bledsoe threw a chicken wings -- just the wallet and not in the picture Morgan got exactly what we're looking for. But you've heard -- chicken wing throwing. Keep from Albuquerque says my dad and play poker every Sunday before the Bears games and the kids would come over and all the kids run wild fathers were in charge feel the kids. Super Bowl the tradition continued hours playing poker and drinking before the game and mother bought frozen pizzas for us so my dad put the frozen -- in -- it. After a smells are pouring out of the government debt check out the pizza to give yelling about a month be dumb enough to buy a pizza with no topics. He put the frozen beef it'd be above an upside to battle it."

" Effective and also at Georgia hill this afternoon. Include drug and absolutely stupid that's gotten that's from prison break for your next of the score -- boy -- you suit."

" Lovie Smith RA com. I hope so remote 2006 you don't get -- nor how can trying to hurt and my wife -- to watching football regularly says the Bears -- Bears make the Super Bowl I'll buy you a new TV. Well I didn't make it dog called Gloria grander we're getting rid of this 32 inch TV I had since the stone age game we're buying it's nice big key. A normal are all going well and of course -- don't start going so well both. Some of the people there are mentioning -- bad karma it's bad mode that we should be watching from the old TV. My wife takes it upon herself thinking it's her fault that the old he would I didn't downstairs no basement to go into the -- I think if -- I think Indian style and watch the remainder of the Super Bowl in solitude."

" But the thought of a huge dark buff when he pitted against I don't know if they've --"

" Well yeah Pacman -- native Americans go to you had to go to divisional what you did you style that it what was that need. Or like Indy. Like -- is that I could cricket matches in India and I don't know. I don't have a name and three but I know he's calling from Lowell."

" Score oh oh a bit and carry our area good that guy's Fred nor do. I'm doing well period that you bring you know they'll bite the beer warm and I for the look how could you probably hits second for building your house. It'd be it doesn't cancel a thought I'm -- seats the issue arm -- yeah I'm off my historians. Why can't we Biden TV pretty Super Bowl bring about twelve guys twelve buddies and got a couple wife over -- look up to do plasma. For the Bears Super Bowl. He depict him as do forty games start power goes out. After about six dozen minutes into the game we all know what I nets started. Everybody -- buddy's house which about three blocks away they go there they call me up and it can we Ryder TV. They want me to bring the TV over there with them. And you -- I've missed the first step that you have the bears' super."

" big fan hey you yeah wouldn't that fit our hey -- thank you water ran for lol I -- I wonder was late into the yeah I didn't ability that he did they -- Bledsoe be just claims leaving a lot of men."

" And durable. Well how about one more Galveston what -- we couldn't."

" It's a Big Ten o'clock am happy I think it's not blow something up 5050. Buzz that pic -- it's of this stuff."

" Actually this -- because the stuff that's really hard to have witnessed here and the other car phone will close out Friday voted on the score LO head."

" Anybody hey -- had a years ago exactly Miami enjoying my horrible morning the bloody Mary what anybody would. And around noon my new wife decides to say hey this to be a great opportunity to -- Brackett -- in the bathroom. I've taught my truly we want to do that myself with a tool for the job I was -- Hanging out but how old bracket. -- all I noticed that you're not doing what it's supposed to do I indicate that I feel like I'm -- into something -- my wife who holds a degree in interior design says no there's nothing medal behind that wall just. -- push harder. So I do. Without realizing I was drilling into the back of the circuit breaker option utility room on the -- at the -- that a after I come through living in the closet on the other side the bathroom I realized that I about the power in my unit."

" Make a little -- alone. Independent -- that will -- at the."

" What yeah what what -- got to my you have to -- how did have a July and has -- that I knocked up but our the entire 22 units Condo that we live dead. He that the phallic believe popular -- America and we moved in April thank you."

" I figured out the least -- delivers a better."

" That you had always winning ways you in my opinion that don't look you do bad tonight. You have -- I don't know what happened to just run outside the they would have been aware blow up a lot and yeah you fifths."

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