" When I was younger and wanted to be cool but I used to do magic tricks again -- Nicole. I'm important. You'll grow up and again I would often. I was often I've been out of the north shore. I do you you know they -- a magic trick and eventually the Bulls disappeared to see an outlet their underwear they thought I. I also grew -- literature and at no point was -- bad to tell you words who'll. You -- to a limited no point was it was it was a magician considered cool. Mom told me an --"

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" His winning ways. We now return to Bernstein and homes lives from the bone injury 1932 west division in Chicago I'm SIX SEVENTY The Score and online it SIX SEVENTY The Score that come presented by Miller -- great taste less Philly."

" Are your weekend it it has begun. And usually when I say that it means we're on remote and we are worth the boundary. You should join us 1932. West division come out have a Miller lighter too and get sure weekends started it's it's already 4 o'clock works pretty much over. And Valentine's Day is tomorrow so in honor Valentine's Day we're hearing similar stories of what you've done to impress. An object and your affection as you pitched -- as a word not woo woo. That's different -- is that comes already priest named ten foot midget and Beverly you're on the score here on Friday -- welcome."

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" Hello this is solid but I broke up my girlfriend that I have my senior prom actually yeah and after awhile I kind of want to go -- were packed. So I decided to -- writer Paul fan I I poured my adolescent heart out on the paper -- better this call. And a few days later a friend informed me that there's a home had been Xerox dozens and dozens of times -- brad. Across her all girls high school and I was now the laughing stock more so than usual of the neighborhood."

" oh all I don't -- was that a good Paul -- were you pleased with it I want to do very very you know where. It hurts real bad though because that's like a trust issue too if -- now you're trying to be nice and impolite and implied me. And in this little Harvey decides he wants the Xerox I hate her I hate her to miss you faced a break -- thank you. That's awful. That's like your worst nightmare wonderful when when you're an adolescent right did you he's going to be. Put out their -- punch three. Find some broad haven't added a troop pull it doesn't care a true poet says it did and I'm proud of my feelings and all should hear them. Its publication on the somebody now Wright is his first published pulled ideal stepping park ridge is on the score."

" I gave some good betting you lunch I know plus a home. Run both your show -- love you learn from the mid day two of the time. There's a lot of faith in anybody know the longtime color lines and listening today and probably one of the biggest cub fans that come into the school. What I did to love this I get a big crush other white facts and that can't -- intended to like the white tax -- sort -- Real confident that if you didn't explode. Well it hit about -- she went against and I don't think we're evil. I have my guys fact yeah right up front I'm now that there is president -- Davidson. We got that netted he is doing -- she doesn't -- good."

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" I was in college and I would hang out this girl was trying to do."

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" Well sure I'm impetuous Q walk us through my hair off so I didn't have much because."

" Pick out of safety scissors and I got just the slightest little bit make -- hold up enough that I know I got a little deeper and you it. The big shot -- and other days you might want to check you know in the mirror and I looked."

" And there was a perfectly square Rasheed Wallace yeah. Taken out of back in my head that I had to walk around with personal."

" Lamar and yeah it's bad they wound you thought you did this. Pretty -- bad but you know why aren't I got the girl I dated her for your college years before I figured out that -- cut -- some hair off was. Just the tip of the -- because you're little you create he'd be worth it."

" Oh yeah she's right they say I I guess I'm kind of in charge that is here is not here so I cracked give."

" The Bob and San Diego's -- a few years back committee nice young lady at a party at a Saturday was pleasantly surprised and she called me the next day. The long conversation senate today for that Friday and offend let her favorite books with a Harry Potter series. And she just finished the recently at that time released sixth book I cleverly said don't tell me I haven't finished it yet. So I could bone up on the series how hard is reading children's books going to be. Five days and 3300. Pages -- That we didn't talk about a once during our days off game we went out of you courtside at at high that was going to be bad. I -- he and I like Jerry potter series. He -- big fan who who might going to make fun I'll use game -- comic book that I gave himself. My going to make them happy you know what my kids grab that count for my kids say hey it's Iron Man and he starts flipping through buried it. Like they're killing each other yes that's a grown up comic book kid. Could you said that we -- a few more times Harry Potter never came up. I felt sorry did and now he's moved on to reading twilight. -- is going to -- carries and Friday Fung on the score wild at heart."

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" I don't -- and thank you Byron baking Chavous do. Her break in and -- Bill on a car phone you're on the score."

" I think you know -- my girlfriend has gone out with her mouth or we try yup you're out to Philadelphia for Chicago Cubs doubleheader. And we only spent two days where because many two's Buffy picks I want. What against the fruits and the fans on our rights. Chad Geary white played center field for the first five."

" I had no idea who he was but we need -- married we had four point point graduated the Naval Academy and one does theoretical particle physics. No it turned out well what we're reports that they felt if I miss my ex wife thought I played the -- battery -- He did you do."

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" So so ones in the -- he had no -- a physicist he looked up the other team that. That's not nice -- just like won the library and in the other one happens to be worse for people guess that that's a nice and leave them out of that it would have been was ready -- Well. No wants to claim adolescents say it's certainly possible that the case -- thank you it never will hear more of your stories. At the very bottom of the hour Jesse Rogers will give us be very lowdown on the Cubs and the White Sox from spring training in the first. But his afternoon spring training reports during. Well spring training. That's why we call them down a WSCR the score. Terry Boers as the day off Laurence Holmes is sitting -- we're going to get back to the topic of the day in a little bit first of baseball reported about me are we Jesse Rogers David -- reporter joins us at five for the latest on how the John Paxson resignation saga is playing out. We figured we would do Friday phone because well we could take calls and debate the bulls' situation right now the story hasn't really changed since early this morning. So we are hearing your stories. How far you've gone to impress someone. That you. Loved or wanted to love in the wild at heart Valentine's Day tomorrow of this comes from hype hype malicious. Who says by some up okay big cross own tale began during my sophomore year high school. I sat behind enchanting beauty in seventh period Spanish names and as the year progressed we became good friends my feelings -- stronger she was beautiful smart funny stylish every time she entered the rumors are in the hallway. The medley bad Carpenter song to play in my head. School year ended talked few times over the summer she gave no indication that she was interest in making more than our current friendship but I refused to give up. We began junior year my parents are willing to buy NBA modest complete Pryce and now extinct key assist -- And he dreamed about taking an out to lunch and -- sweet ride. So really one of the black carbon grey interior was set out of the low and behold they didn't have any black models and stock it was either way week. Which meant waiting a week to ask -- out to lunch or settle for the Burgundy colored model with a tan interior. Impatience in the vision of taking her to subway one out but settled for the car I didn't want just so I can ask a girl to launch a week early. Wow. She brought along -- girlfriend three of us say sufficiently often awkward lunch out and we remained friends through high school but nothing else ever materialized my Korean made car lasted for years while."

" Of their friendship but one -- now but it's it was turned out well for. Girls don't care what type of car you have at that point they just Q did you have a car. Where you grow up. How he felt okay have been -- mean they care at least now they do the -- have a car a bit of a sudden nice. Girls just don't want to be on the bus girls the girls all have their own cars."

" Would you throw off. I didn't vote present commuter car. He needs to -- I didn't pick him up not every word goes to a high score every girl of the car would you tell if it's human nature of this new William Moseley met nicer cars and I have the that's my way. My point isn't that my little Honda Civic. Did just -- They just don't know you can take them somewhere than pick him up off the."

" From as the delta squad already there were no complaints about maybe three Buick Skyler none no complaints at all I think your big hit for the Mets aren't known as compared to some. -- really know. No certainly not Joe and -- in your in the score."

" Oh boy -- you know food. My story began to -- day here we go again highlights were dating. We are second -- found ourselves headache horrible and need bark a lot of -- bird. How life that I would be huge wave of troops there. So -- kept walking into the car we'll watch the game like feel when he took -- off. Make a long story short step out of our daughter is ten dollars later. I want her that he wanted to prove which ended up being a very married had not gone up. Well that day she still has the lead lovingly called legit view and hopefully."

" You know where that money just give. You -- fifty you'll get -- oil and -- take fifty bucks will. With the current hit but it -- moments there that's when talking about what you say a 110 dollar hundreds of dollars for a I always wondered for a biggie -- Rudolph I always wondered is when somebody that you you're walking around and amusement park. -- you've got some guy with like big giant stuffed animal he may be impossible shot he dreamed the impossible dream."

" Now you got to spend a whole they -- amusement park with a giant -- the oval where you. -- that has to be your last stop."

" The midway right that have to be your last off because no matter what prized gift."

" Let's say he looks like he dropped six flats and you going and go play with the game's first you can't take that -- Whitewater rampage. It's right at that point you have to walk out the door I'm route after Whitewater rampage but -- and there's no stadium light."

" Scott and woods factor in the score."

" Personally doesn't that a lot of change the name of the -- but my story a lot of -- right out of high school yeah well it's probably freshman college who met this girl I -- look back medical. Hart bridge didn't have my own cars like a good buddy who was taken that trained. Commuting back reports to Chicago every day. I gave him fifty -- and -- actually applauded for his trouble jump up betraying. Go across the track to a floral shop. Order should do you know -- bouquet of flowers and my girlfriend. -- I don't do it and ended I figured you know there weren't too far from the shop the they called later and they did you get a body good guy you'll be an extra 150 dollars. I didn't know I I couldn't have been -- if you didn't get it goes for a guy that Marquette road and did okay and -- delivered throughout. I like Ahmad I had to -- a guy like 210 dollars all views and saying."

" Thank you Scott. Not a back the great American question for is that it I don't know how this idea a little reference you from the white community. In the black community improbably Latino community great American means we wear matching sweat suits did that happen. In the light community would you guys with a great record -- the guy the girl dressed the same like they after prom. I never to go to great America -- once when I was a kid and I went two Summers ago with my kids and you have your kids just don't like either. Allen unlike DNR I know I don't get that. Newsletter no usually what would happen is that. Union lady day after prom go to great American -- where magic I don't notice from. So it to a Sox game. That's that's volumes smart idea they lost. No matter who smuggled him in Peoria -- our final call for a wild at heart for Valentine's Day Friday Fung on the score are you go on. Fine how -- you have to --"

" I love you know all things considered that's had to take credit to blow these early. But if I don't quickly very quickly OK I I'll say I dated a girl went to -- from north shore party what you know -- up. And it doesn't have a little bit I unloaded her mother had the same name as sir well I had never been to their house I had spent the weekend which -- number local hotel. And I was so enamored -- that are rotor this real like sexy do you -- the home. -- her mother not only got the feel more from the hotel because my to their home. She got this real like erotic home."

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