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" He's doing getting out of the GI helping you this. There are they -- on the wing -- they -- I know what cheating is. I don't think this -- no cheating is Dennis steroids help in baseball I just don't believe it. If you will definitely. There was illegal I'm almost -- And that's not saying I'm old days you. I -- that is the most blatant cheating and history of the game. I'm going to finish some of criminal."

" Can't bring us. New season."

" Okay do you. I did not use steroids human growth hormone and I've never done so."

" And Sheen mom."

" Tired blue -- the."

" Everybody she's."

" The -- do not think god you're smart player pitcher or whatever you want to call it did you we got him. Angry about it to be honest with -- We now return to Boers and Bernstein live from Tommy Evans -- in Naperville I'm SIX SEVENTY The Score and SIX SEVENTY The Score dot com presented by Miller -- great taste less --"

" Could be tied for Friday forget falls six on Chicago's rich radio SIX SEVENTY The Score this is easy what. Sometimes you get over -- that's exactly sure what we're talking about. I think this is pretty much self explanatory it's an easy -- and we're not going to judge you accept at all except maybe when we decide to. But we'll try not we won't judge you know it's it's you just tell your story isn't. -- maybe it works maybe didn't either way we want to hear 3126446767. We start with the -- in Madison on the score."

" How -- guys right. My baseball career in Arkansas ended with a shoulder injuries I had been moved back to my hometown of report on par with a couple of -- high school roommate. Bored to death I watched. It jeopardy arm at 3 o'clock I found out that not only wouldn't on the 3 o'clock. From the Rockford affiliate but also the -- with hemophilia. At 5 o'clock so the same answers. We're on at 5 o'clock for the same show so my ridiculous your -- would come home. And I would challenge him to a game at jeopardy this same thing happened every day. They would dominate regular jeopardy. I would catch up and take that we didn't double jeopardy and then I would locker room and final jeopardy at a I don't -- For three months I want beer people garbage -- none of that stuff finally. They couldn't figure out how they guy with a two point no GPA at the University of Arkansas Little Rock was -- But by the way that didn't bring up the baseball team -- thank you. -- yeah thank all of that we've we've moved to Cape Girardeau and unfortunately there or not to jeopardy on the within days. And my shoulder was so hurt. That they love my my bad on the truck for three days and I absolutely perfect -- America on the on the couch."

" Thanks -- Obama a few good. I think what you're trying to get to Puerto do you -- Arkansas Little Rock somewhere Pete Myers is not a I'll have gotten out of -- didn't. That's the second story of tidbits of TV game show arbitrage that we have essentially given -- next on Friday following on the score. Cheaters anonymous."

" Guys site you'll love you love your show. Soon to be anywhere that I could always charming aren't right around a corner maybe we hear a little more my coach Mike -- impersonation. He's got it."

" Anyhow really the big."

" During -- are about 1516 years ago a home run derby was pumped. Forty I was coming out and they would -- I heard on the floor earlier in the days who head wind. Before it was televised don't want you know I thought sort of hard to watch the home run derby and a -- fifty bucks that we'll call the winner. And how many home runs created. I collect my money and I got out of there real fast."

" Who Greinke was hit. Thank you. Okay I'm not sure there were actually works that way little -- insult -- from San Diego sit back in college fraternities tied for the -- all Greek intramural championship. -- it wasn't really one of them we've had the occasional -- Brother who was on the baseball or football team for the most part in order to put -- team and make us look respectable I had to step up. During my senior year -- putt putt tournament came up on Friday afternoon it was the only event that didn't have a rec center employee on site to officiate. Seeing -- it was empty beer drinking time three of us showed up to sign in and a friend beat up scores are here. Birdie -- have been just enough to prove we showed. Well I didn't score is the best one of the days when I went to pick up my championship shirts. The head of EI am departments that you that every idea here it is the first I've never come close to anything respectable. I smiled and so that I grew up that's what many golf course."

" I have --"

" Saturday -- genius waves of cheating get that we usually get TNT. And cell phone -- on the score."

" Hey guys -- did. I have a certain hour -- your first you guys I was. Todd Martin -- had to go further right right job for Murton being my -- out to dinner. Just so happened Marquette it played in order came in basketball at night. And it Marquette and want to close one. And when -- got to a restaurant and very nicely placed by the way. What came I would take -- in the basketball game actual. I hate that GM Brian Stewart when the game loser would -- dinner. I was able to enjoy that -- me alone that I wouldn't have --"

" Why are you -- don't reserve approved."

" You've never got away very -- I mean basically you can appreciate that maybe what. We've certainly provide you with the dumb friends if you want. Although I have so much is not enough what we I would just like poor what are we put together group to talk about Bulls basketball for the next two years. It's pitiful Mets and Bobby carrier on the score."

" He had to go back to when I was in college I was making a specific class and it came down to the last pass I needed -- The -- for two pass the class. Anyway and the last question which was thirty points for the past 30%. I didn't know the answer but -- beat cancer of the guy next to me. The cut back and they're footnote on the last page. The problem is wrong and it certainly does know best -- this is the answer from the other. Is there a logical explanation that I don't understand lose. Well I haven't like pleaded my case I need that don't worry about it because we've all -- idiots and you don't pass my class."

" You can actually be my friend got."

" It is not a fight I just found myself over there. And you. Even doubters throws -- MIU of I grad school college and I would convene at a did you barred drinking bad beer and throw bad starts. So after particularly poor trio of tosses that -- twice this the board entirely because. Happens I pulled the very suave movement manually pushing a bull's -- and a triple twenty before hitting the next player button. -- like young Frankenstein right. I'd slightly looking back over my shoulder before doing so to make. Villains look incisive noted noticed my confidence boost of an effect on Saturday pick whenever. We weren't able. Please Phillips said eventually taken mug in hand didn't begin guzzling some more beer at which point. They're sitting next we said. These girls boys. Her reward for -- BA spewed a -- a mug of beer of the future Ph.D. Shock to my surreptitious shenanigans had been revealed."

" And yeah."

" Just leave very gently come up with a -- clever. Special Cardinals he'd be -- so -- penalize straight good. Honolulu."

" Jeff you're glad view you're next on Friday when you score. What's up guys you -- this tale is about one of your former intern who will go nameless johnnies suddenly. Exactly. But a couple years back -- baseball league. Oddly enough he would go to school are not -- irreparable --"

" You have strapping on behalf of a few different scheme and I about a -- in the paint we we started noticing weird trading patterns and picking up players."

" Can players be confronted about that."

" So going to be denied any cheating he basically -- trying to make sure the record -- will pay attention. And that his team and our team we're not affecting the that there are not working together at all."

" Yeah."

" Yes Tim for wood starts as high school I played guard and our football team. And 175000. Lacking any talent it was frequently over. Playing what a local school but I hated they were -- include dirty the kid I was lined up against stronger than I was in short yardage. And field goals he literally grabbed the top of my shoulders pushed me down to jump over me. It took me all the replays before I realized I had to do something. On the fourth I kneeled down and we need to lead over me at which play. I took my helmet square there was no other reason. We still lost but I spent most of the mixture on the day. Thanks for being a it was a dirty play -- yeah that's really what it is about habits of the same thing that can fill in Joliet -- on the score."

" Blunt that not thoughtful way. -- wolf what I was I young my brother and I used to play battleship. And I would hang my post over the edge of the board. So after he got fired that night which -- take effect it has only amount of for the one."

" He would call in the I would do my body around to fit around on the night usually includes. --"

" Now all -- I didn't really I think my cousin did that to me too. I think he did when I used to played battleship of my cousin I think -- found about -- became -- version of the game -- electronic battleship. We're number for you like programmed everything in and it was it was life who -- what -- hit the button here. Neither slasher and explosion. I started much better in that game could certainly shift around. I you know we all would we played those games we all learn how to treat. One another. I mean you said there's got to work at Hollywood how somebody was hit you because somebody was -- every time we played something we've always have been a tradition at. -- friends. Grow up to see new. I grew up with senator Mitchell and you put it and you keep the Dubai grow up but we've we've with a group of -- grifters. -- It's -- the president Hillary knew all bodes fairly good orator covered wagon and then we play cards. He's Terry Boers I'm Dan -- more kilometer synonymous to come on WSCR the score while he's winning winning is far."

" We know return the boards and Bernstein live from Tommy Lee Evans probably Naperville I'm SIX SEVENTY The Score and SIX SEVENTY The Score outcomes presented by Miller Lite -- Great taste."

" As we are the best. -- volunteers on the religious figures from what we've heard so fired early sampling the early exit poll. Is a lot of detecting for the most part are -- of opportunity. That's truly just cheers of cheaters. The -- of opportunity I'm not sure where we've run across to everybody who will actually would categorize -- cheap. You -- looking for premeditation yeah I'd I'd be dead that's it is the opportunity was there -- certain people took bad as I probably would have these girls are you know that guy. So I have another moment right -- for. So let's try Joe on the south side on Friday -- cheaters anonymous on the score hello --"

" Hey guys."

" easy. It's -- the historical kind of in the neighborhood. -- what -- is that good news and was never an exam you know the regular person in the constitution and and other girls are probably paper constitution does. And put it on its lack definitely newsdesk and I took it and put my name on the current events."

" We've read and I'm not judging. Bad bad bad health issue -- was detected in view of the Comcast feedback zone. -- as a trivia night fund raiser at a local church I used -- the Blackberry look up the answers. I also took apart and reassembled rovers through to gain bonus points we won. I didn't really -- to. I also took all the stickers off central -- back on May look like it is. You -- try to par with a screwdriver legally break you know I never got -- into the back together. When this point in his car he's on the score."

" How -- university had participated enter -- basketball and what the best players in their intramural league was big girl in my apartment complex. Unfortunately for him I noticed that you could not have a parking pass he will be afternoon we're going to play him. Ahead bellicose calling and -- unfortunately got -- about an hour before it. Can we want."

" Kind of looked at flushing down the little that's a little finger. That's something that's good bet that's almost not cheating right that's just kind of the -- jerk. -- improvement but it. That they did everything but with a purpose I'm not a -- but I -- a threat I don't know that you technically exceeded that was just that was just sort of -- singled thuggery."

" I'd like I like the greatest golf club record -- rich in any accurately score."

" 8. -- I'm pretty W want to be my friend."

" I don't I'm you'll have to wait yeah agreed wasted youth there I have -- on the -- Anyway back in high school I'm. -- my -- never homework done easily beat up my there was the psychology class. So I didn't paper eat when we got him back I gotta a he got it out. I'm -- paper said. Frank Stuckey up -- rich. And that it's set up my paper -- stop putting -- you while the Kenya's that he was. Copied it -- word for word didn't change anything when I went down the line he went down one paper what Baghdad. I finally got mad because he's dead -- you know like -- you you did you ever meet and I look at it is good you're dominance."

" I can -- my -- retarded. That's a different sixth. Kevin says seven years ago my friends they were just getting into the USC and every time it was a pay per view event we'd order and make some bets on the fights with a bookie. So in the USC was just starting to get bigger people didn't realize the fights that happened after the main event actually happened way earlier in the night. -- my friends I would wait to call the bookie until after the three plates taken placing little bets on the main event and other televised fights. Knowing we'd at least that covered ourselves vulnerability early outs. We did a few times and never bet too much too good -- to realize -- to work on tour event. Hi good cookies benefited yeah I won't affect at I thought that's an adverse weather and what were you taking action on -- School board and that's a bad -- values that. It Lafayette Indiana is Dina on the score."

" I felt that I have. This self. -- thought that this article is number one I thought like I can't understand understand the -- I think he's underwater so I'm afraid we'll have to. And what she -- I think that's a big deal wasn't just because I'm that. You could've used him right right goodnight and conclusive I think I've struggled the night. I I didn't understand a word he said after they lose whatever you might not -- that. That's sure to actually sit back. What do more that's true god people might have to do and I'm tired talking and I -- at queen's beating the streets. Yeah -- global without meeting with you -- to make the -- that are on the way to the top. Stops to get done."

" Do you I don't --"

" The tour grows in the playoffs and get playoff experience. We'll continue I would hasn't -- better alternative than WSCR score. And we are in the midst of Friday phone we thought we extend that a little bit want a lot of good -- who want to jump in and I'm still looking for that -- cheater bad guy I know. Not -- kind of cheating of opportunity about a guy like -- Is a -- at heart an absolute stalled cold cheater aren't let's see -- from Berlin fits that description on the score."

" don't."

" Now it is -- when his phone too so we'll have to put him on hold and perhaps try him again later. Little choppy this time in Bloomington -- WSCR."

" Hello although I do oh. This goes back to my college days my roommate and I were enough fantasy football draft dead end up. We shared. And in that spot that -- in the that campus network itself but it all my my room and he was drafted behind me and part of me and we both want big players go right. I did. I'm hooked it Internet court from the -- where you thought you walk connection that -- form he met the guy I got him in the -- pick."

" Again that is not is premeditated. Is Mike Berger who would like. I'd love the premeditation because the planning of how you raise the whole thing that's the whole thing a real scammer real sting out here yes. I stand out javy on the north side you're on the score and cheers anonymous for Friday phone."

" Well I have a scams do not judge me. When I was there on boy dad lives in Las Vegas. Florida 7-Eleven. And pick -- I have no hard you know where you can go door to door and collect money for Jerry's kids. So you my friend to get to cartons do you go to order for children to change security kids."

" We would open them up and we would take the money and -- my kid nice."

" Playing Iowa I. I love you when you truly want -- no."

" Nobody did know me you know bad I'm sorry that's a beat out. Nobody is going to beat this premeditated no different Alex good to -- the worst person could do you ever called the segment but hey we abhor it but a we did so we can't really judge it picked at an intelligent. But a lot of golf I didn't hear it. Or your reaction waiting for Bernie indeed off to call -- and Steve is going for scars of the score as Steve."

" Hello gentlemen I think I have kind of patient care how -- high school we had a I would get up business management class. In which we -- amen you -- graded on how much money you would mayfield. Didn't -- If -- after lunch and my grandmother lived three blocks away from the school so I went home at lunch. And I plan to do this -- stock market game a bigger truth and I went home for lunch and I would she would goal worked on TV what's doing in the stock market. Go back to the club class after lunch and I would only make money. The future figured out what I I thought -- stop them more than a merger and has doubled its value when one day and he couldn't figure it out and I did not have a good poker faced."

" If he's probably get a better job in the Securities and Exchange Commission. Bad naughty boy. --"

" Yet you have got some -- about it after all the guy they would give the money from ticket -- more I'll fire. Yeah not not only are not going to judge anybody here column full when out of an undergrad at a large public confusion. Other than that they are currently live in. -- 200 kids out of veterans on the plate and good idea to let this. Right now whether -- not Baghdad kind of lose I'm a -- I don't think about six foot four and you call this climate. We could just like. Both of us like bloopers so good on. You -- I didn't want to papers you're gonna get you know and that way we could give all the credit. So the process particular law because I was kind of stupid and and actually footnote after we've got good name -- paper. Go to -- Garcia's office Colombo was regarded economic -- For video local political nobody hitting the ball better than that as a lot of potential -- looked upon. My book about a guy that's it right thumb helped quite obvious paper and I think I slipped and put some of my very best then there. And -- like okay that's understandable. And good. These I don't want to punish I think he's been punished let you know -- an a minus one newspaper then you gotta be brought. I'm still believe that's good because I don't want to punish them and I want you to benefit. I gotta -- 12 -- name exhibited that BA and historic."

" And god thank you. I I didn't understand it but I think."

" And were eventually married. Since I'm Manny Ramirez and found fashion."

" interview welcome to the score."

" Oh. All okay I hope my good play and let them little until -- did you lose did you think it's it's. I can high school -- we -- teachers. I always felt that just felt the day before back behind his desk. Well Mike gravel at a local janitor and I don't -- thousand Ellen my age who left a book at school. Would get the master G we go through schools you're copies of the just. Take it all go out. The right out of work. They get it and are booked the next day when we pulled out just slide it back give and take gold glove to -- Not pretty much what little clusters straight a.'s Charlotte closed."

" So the janitor was aiding and abetting the cheated at -- that's let it mob. Just could. What -- for the united aiding and apparently I -- that's how are -- aided and -- your grandkids and in such I have them believe me with the Jets Cubs I will take it. I will admit I will also appear. Like all the old cheaters should be with the white pants pulled over on my deck. -- the door of your Chicago Bulls are below will be tough this your biggest cheater in Chicago. All seemed like a three foot putt and commit should boom really haven't you heard the store."

" Are you doing gentlemen good. -- I have our story about bring to -- carpenter's death."

" He's perfect three tests."

" I'm pretty you have to entrance exam yet it I didn't learn such. Yeah. Though he may be an offer which -- think that fit. And ordered they could that they needed identification. Well I have to get him driver's license -- bug bit above me. But I did thank them that. -- your -- period but it went down to the federal crime committed. I didn't need to with the past and can't -- flying colors. There you go -- happy Carpenter who two years ago."

" That'd be Karen countries visited that you can actually test to become a member of the carpet. It's fine don't know what's. After some tests and did it was able to I would be just a little trouble on the football. It was text that in the 6711. Sitting grammar school I go door to door ticket pledges from my school. If people would pay the flat rate instead of her lap that I ran for the and be walking five. I kept the money to run. Should be -- a flat race. If every kid has to be Brooklyn didn't -- to -- is next for the -- home and I can."

" How to get I do it. Hi Paula thank you for having Michelle feels alone anymore but if you'll please don't I don't I don't anymore. But harder -- And he later this year in college but whoever bought -- for any class -- semester. And we -- actual there was like some type of an eight or. What Evian in use at home but about -- not -- was it was okay. Top class all the final word on December post pretty cold. But I was a Mecca -- and how terrible at it they hated it. So two weeks before I don't I start to get into character I would wear robes and -- frolic LaFalce. But -- two weeks up until attack. So -- past. Shall from the usual role but Campbell who had yet notebook -- note there and they'll well right through the whole thing we know from page to page 42 and a note. Yesterday when I was put off sustainable that I do in my career peak. But the fact that they're a lot I was bills."

" I can't -- ideally I'd like to know -- my only hope I I I have no idea what he's talking about. We're not. It was a rolled examples though so using the -- always did -- But symbols I don't get what what would -- even if you're -- remote sensitive."

" Defensive I would still have waited for that Torre Jeter and I haven't heard him."

" Could see my guy go from different stuff. Did into the car. You're on the score."

" I was very gun salute. All blogging my Little League days. In my brother is right getting my brother was identical twins. And my brother was really bad and will play editors championship benefits. There that -- predominant one run in the bottom of the two outs and he was coming up to bat. Head the -- call a timeout or Republican it was furcal or nobody could bring us. Hit me and my Brothers would uniform but I can look at a couple of again."

" The events and talking and -- answer kind of thing I've -- a that's a good felt that I like. I don't know what everybody thought drew do we get there that's. You'll often. Now. And usually for coaches tell you take off uniform you're at a junior hockey league somewhere -- really worse things are about to happen to you than -- Brothers taking over. You know. I hope his Brothers okay. Admit because Brothers okay both Jason and Jeremy Giambi went on June. -- in Springfield you're on the score on Freddie -- cheaters anonymous."

" For the guys you are -- yeah. How regarding. I wrote that and that city until one day we found a couple of old old -- the guys parking lot -- how tough player. Don't pull out of here we wanted to -- and then bowl game the Cubs game didn't know either they'll market they hit the front of people out of we get that money immediately. And who cares what ever with the people you Wheatley who -- Where you -- achieve we think -- there were volleying. Related he'd go under the partly about the evil -- religion -- take the money away then they don't like that some level. I'd."

" I'm like yeah that's decided I would say that might get a staff reback prevent heart and I leave it here you're doing this when Ellis started. -- that's -- it it can't happen -- places Joe Glenn go you're on the score."

" I am a born here -- it's a great Catholic league boys basketball. I AM by virtue of the fact in my car bottle glasses and I can Ed columns -- and who. I -- I'm not only are teams that score keeper I am the only good score keeper now we have a single -- a single elimination tournament against. Six other teams are best player is six foot actually in eighth grade. -- he also. And it thinking how old with every -- can't -- hate. Luckily got to come over to need to find out how many how he has been a game. Or two games I tell him. You are. Two people you -- him at the end and found -- and I am going to have you come out in glasses in one game and I know glasses in another game in order to switch your numbers and I'm coach couldn't be better today so cub career move had -- really knows nothing of."

" Basketball I don't know lose a lot of love I would really -- brother --"

" And everybody okay go ahead golf adults over you actually -- spending beyond description I wanted it bad just hey don't got connected. It's been okay so it's we've got to be the other two guys who hadn't hadn't allowed I don't."

" And Clinton brilliantly cute as does -- How he then brother go to Kim goes into the locker room and a brother tomko Dallas."

" And he comes into. And take every rebound away from everyone out when he gets in the entire we are the worst team in the league how we get to the championship game. I'm really had finally come -- over the entrance. I don't feel good impression on Saturday you will go straight and a hell."

" Regularly anyway it was so Orioles let. I was on that note that's a go to the good -- that's -- that's all we're talking about that did you call whipped cream of the big -- Sunday -- take yes. That's that's what that's right I out looking for that guy have a player like we had to wait 45 minutes for that guy. That's like oh wait that's like when you're on a par five begin at 1250 champions from wherever you are -- well I'll -- was a further -- it was okay. I hope I don't be slighted. We're really supplied the that was the that was recent victory. Oh okay because there's actual date that you've earned the title father reared him. I don't know what is it. When -- was."

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