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" His winning winning four. -- did Danny and Jerry for more of the Bud -- who needs to tavern tour live broadcast from Jimmy's bar and grill 245 south Washington in Naperville presented by college life. SIX SEVENTY The Score and SIX SEVENTY The Score dot com volleys well anyway as far as."

" It's my memories. You know it's different than I am sure to me. I am normal myself I just. Since my injury I can't make."

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" None out there and active duty and didn't stomp clap I. -- before -- let's go are you still having your celebrity golf tournament this summer now known to many people died last year. --"

" Many injuries and want to get to look. Calls I have been. Back load of emails have been any NB emails that I do not read we'll try to pull. Forward to become -- feedback so we shall find it SIX SEVENTY The Score dot com and -- A quick food of -- turned around posted their but I will do my part. A look who's back there should be good I think he's called for this segment before. Gary and evidence that is a historical."

" And diaper bags back in May 1967. When I with a thirteen year old eighth grade student nearly in the book you'll have to. Got Pittsburgh I became very difficult -- many flashing like public by the very talk easily on the and that is like Iraq at the Park School but we'll never return trip home -- free tickets and when I came to moments later haven't literally looking up at the bottom of the Pirates. -- and we had not moved well I was under there. -- a much better after that only able to convince a teacher that I did not any medical attention which would have to wait our opponent in the very unpopular. But the that they don't want to 42 years later. I have assumed that -- had to come naturally rolled under the bus after I -- a and that none of my plants making literally Bruney under the bus I was unconscious."

" I want to -- and -- called this segment another time with another injury that occurred. Like he'd beat beat dropped a Coke bottle in his foot or something going to model you -- figure in the field trips and Gary bad if you -- government had to jump over. Right semi let hereditary as it's -- loaded -- and."

" And they won't. But I don't know I don't know if you actually -- we'll."

" That was a buzzer you know Gary you you do need medical attention you did this if you do that you do you should you should have convinced the teachers that you don't need medical yeah and now for the public -- due to bad off field. Chris and -- program Friday -- dumb injuries on the score."

" Oh boy that like Gary I'm also return color a couple of years ago there's democratic Barnett told GLA managed. Chop off the front of my. I'm a little pinky finger. Well under betting that pay -- a pain in the Easter. Two years ago during the summer I was -- tourism PVC pipe with vague circular saw. And it's why the kind where you let the trigger -- the Blake show goes. Well let's talk -- I'm me and managed just like three of my finger straight truth of the boat. And we know that they'll blow your mind. I think -- PlayStation it's just later. That finger still work everything's still in shape but. I shut militantly interest now you've got three lucky fingers I only have one."

" I fix the -- Mordechai. I've grown he's a good. Of course he gets a cousin -- to a boy by the -- will -- like of people showing a body part itself what that specifically what you said that's what we get it's -- injury and -- get -- off and I have northern -- two minutes generally used as a way -- you know -- event that's alternately -- all of the -- believed -- I -- I -- and -- and but what people are I lost there he did it out of figure hardware that because -- Yeah we Obama. -- we will provide the service though after the show cutting your -- right we will do it that way around it will do that Cubs -- says a friend and I spent a few days sticking pencils into a power outlets strip above -- desks in high school business class. We -- electrocution to free got a kid sitting behind us. I think we're already there and it. That was good and all but I started to wonder whether became would know we -- being electrocuted if you didn't close the circuits like a invent a paper clip to give it a little more realism all. I'm getting nice and close and -- like I was being shocked to he would freak out. That I got the paper clip to close and I remember a moment of darkness and that of massive fireball erupted from the outlet and shot across my desk. To make jumped up from my desk. The teacher ran out want to know what happened and really -- Agassi was asked whether to go wash off the blackbird marks from my hands. But I think after the first sentence move that absolutely qualifies you are smelly pirate poker. Bill is calling from his car and he's on the score happy Friday bill you're on Friday phone."

" have into the water fell like a great one for yet. Bad and that seventy I had recorder Shepherd or doberman dog -- my veterinarian told me that. Happy getting nails done take a moment in concrete he -- is emails. So like we're going to do vocal during Ainge did true there's concrete. And I'm you know -- it -- open market with the leisure and -- underneath a bridge because now it's starting to rain so want to get home. I'm talking on the -- got you know the girders blocking and have occurred why am I missed the last girder. So called Tom and -- stars. My dog drug me out from underneath a bridge which woke me up so I went for the -- my apartment building while the -- profusely bleeding. My wife opens the door search freaking out because it looked like balls are roughly I don't know I'm going to look at. They take me to a hospital and that doctors are looking individual award and a heck happened UConn and I thought I hit a bridge. I hit the bridge chemical words you can more intense and incumbent car you know I hit a bridge. With my head and the good."

" And sit on the thrown -- the lives. The giant bear emails us yes it says my cousin I had a game when we were kids. Called dodged the rocks. It was a short lived game. My two sisters -- did there was three of them against me. We'd be about thirty yards for each other in the Alley used various things recover. But launch on right in my younger sisters she used to they're going to hit below the guy and I got in trouble. I said it was her fault as she didn't dodge the rock. This. Whole way. Come on down -- good -- gods there are okay he fears and our what did you -- Jimmy boy of these outside. Everybody you know what it."

" Had the knuckles and -- smile Buchanan hello. Sorry this one I got anything can also be filed under the instantly carmaker injuries in the one -- at about seven years old. I recently divorced mother it was going to visit one of her was going to visit her boyfriend. And while Q is often and her boyfriend can -- left in the backyard playing well she does whatever. I'm newly divorced single mothers do it their way my job. You know direct them. Yes please people -- yeah. I thought I played in the backyard in the adjacent yard and another young boy Obama made about seven years old and he'd sit on his Beck steps and you get a tennis ball. And I had a bit of an attitude problem when I was a kid and I had to -- ball and he said no and I said what but I want to come over and take it and he said well promoting getting it. However given the -- chain link fence that separated or two yards and when I got to the top Echelon my leg over all of all. But when I can't overtly people are that the top of -- I caught my -- and play solid and I am hanging upside down up beside this -- about a good thirty seconds to a minute and eventually my -- give -- operation forward I don't think I treat him break my nose."

" It's okay."

" The quad cities addresses I was fourteen. Every play you give all -- all the street with the other neighborhood kids -- short that was fast. A friend tells me go deep in the right hand side of the street nation run by the kid covering me I did this exactly how we drew it up. My friend threw a pass leading you perfectly in stride I caught the ball in a split second later right crashed into my -- construction truck. If he's hitting the pipe -- with my face to. So -- Lebanon Buick is the goal of the lord is ready to be hearing from them you know he's he's -- Every could be the worst part was showing up to school after I got out of the hospital explaining what I had done. For people behave terrible let them -- heard this assuming a month. I was -- Puerto Rico my family I dressed up from -- spangled suits and we walked -- rope over the street next fair to all right. Felt like 250 feet than live on a Buick regal. We're not homosexual and we are willing to learn. Scott and make him -- score."

" have -- got a big big after the show you all the best in the business hey what you are you looking. Hard -- from the Calgary I am aware of it my best friend Kevin a beloved mother Bertram and you go out there and Edward you're a little afterschool. I. I hear how bleachers are there watching his dad's porno in the upstairs. Okay all of those days you know those days after school you know how poorly I hope you still win but that's golf. Talent -- and then do yard play injured or there -- watching Borg -- little more exciting for me at a time. And I anyhow I over here -- do their job in 2000 kissed his dog rubble but very nice boxer. And that's got that peak my interest so a ball over to the room they are and let's forget about Matsui stepped up. And I completely break like total. In the cost us the falling down but I didn't get to see Kevin told her to dog if he's still can not live that down we admired."

" Say no. I admit you -- durability. If anything you wait for someone asked him to do that there -- little overlooked or decorum. And I've noticed Davis -- just in the dog I could tell you that while. I Kilgore Trout since last February -- I was preparing meatloaf for our family dinner. My wife asked if I could make bread crumbs from hold green bread instead of using the regular ones from McCann. No that's another did you say no do sorry. Honey did you make read from -- you beat -- right front. I asked how to make -- she advised me to use the blender I put them ready and I started the blender brutally crumbled the bottom portion of the bread. So I opened the blender push the -- down better. -- my finger was -- I -- blended back finger the other got -- Of the future may hold Great Britain curtain -- home. Even the pros advice or about bread crumbs through good good meat loaf. Really even a brilliant idea wonder they -- divided at all and it -- does that affect a while that's a I think that the close or take it to about it -- to push this thing down to there's been all blended have swallow whole just at least I don't would have loved it looks like. I'll give myself credit for that -- entirely until -- one -- but Wright told people use food processors anywhere now. But could use of the lenders have to make bread crops. -- yeah. It's what I did guys if you make it a -- periods find like I really thought the idea was that Cuisinart. We covered and push the -- figure beloved try to figure things while I'm trying to do put a finger in the -- Ended though. More to come Friday played -- injury WSCR the --"

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" is -- in caring for more of them Bud Light who needs to Cameron tour. Live broadcast from Jimmy's bar and grill 245 south Washington in Naperville presented by Bud -- The difference is. SIX SEVENTY The Score prince SIX SEVENTY The Score dot com -- his winning -- ever read back quite often. Larry did a good look Friday bunker -- Chicago Sports Radio six. -- very irritated it's dirt good -- in DeKalb continues on WSCR hello Zack. --"

" There's there you go back and I called my senior year. There's off passes from school for me my friend growing up but -- the world -- But it kind of -- about the get a gun. And when those he would retire I didn't do a great and I'm looking down the barrel. But I couldn't that your -- up big fireball into my. Go to my read no matter where and I -- two weeks."

" I don't know -- that's that's really delivered another potato gun reference remember we hadn't heard -- potato -- I had not. Ollie says 1975. The summer of love. I -- it was just as I attempted to hit my brother in the head with a two foot long before by eight. I swung the board back over my head in order to maintain it to attain maximum impact they didn't notice the long rusty nail on the board. The nail went into my head attaches to the boards of my scalp. My family only have one car at the time my dad was at work so my mother called a cab. And we drove to be your emergency room in the -- with -- with the board still attached to my head the batting eighth. After receiving detectives shot for me giggling nurse. I returned home with a partially shaved scalp a giant -- out of my -- my brother's still mocks even this day but hey that he should. Brother -- a this should know that it could well be even more to your fifth -- driver you're on the score through the subordinate. Tone."

" Fundamentalism if you had a Little League bloody like leading up to do wish -- we'll be good. I lose their that they get very well. We know we would have a couple drinks at a friend's house in the basement in they had cap that's court cabinets to on the bottom two on top. We got it would be humorous or stick me at 62 with. 200 pounds then there was another gentleman."

" I -- if we can get -- uncalled -- doors while we achieve that. And then we decided to pound -- and -- for the -- but we -- out he did not knowing what the bottom doors had swung open. -- grabbed my eighth let's put it delicately upfront we're tied."

" Then proceeded to have to -- I and you know for awhile everybody laughing immediately got noticed."

" He can. No here. We can't let whatever it is but that's everybody northeast quadrant passes and that's a very withdrawn on -- get more -- game. You read it doesn't everybody I'm not the least bit surprised let -- I'm going to -- against Zambrano liquor cabinet -- enough. We have no clothes on by the way. The -- a crappy yeah I've been a good defensively Hersey brand that is always thought -- the via the plaza would've been way a look at cabinet right. I thought it was like -- would look at other guys are you know photos they've underscore your watch in horror and and somebody's just good dog if you do you know one of those days like that -- it was a normal day he. On Thursday every -- the dog or what's important stuff delegate gap -- than others whether the other end but."

" But the wow."

" So at least a great life will go."

" I've read some good hopes and resident Jim says February 2007. Sunday morning I wake from a deep sleep to my wife is screaming to the hype in the kitchen adverse. The water gushing everywhere rundown to check things out a pipe burst water everywhere. Come home improvement idiot into the water shut off closer what did you say fifth out of we've got to put some pants -- and try to figure things out. So I go running upstairs they slip for the hallway right before the stairs went full force in my head. But maybe even angrier so with the same had to punch the stairs. The punch because of fractured a bone in my hand required surgery. -- Carlos Quentin. Thank you do moving. Phil is in his truck in use on the score film."

" I further argument you know that I am during the afternoon call all black community that won't -- like Barack Obama. -- Bit not one knows Bob is old. Powell to run it around the house doing it not been here -- whereas you know and obviously out the door play ball that. -- over the window and he JP over the and he Brooklyn ball back -- go right. Unfortunately. I'd go out and mop or is it the radiator dealt with the -- able to I've become a ball hit my warrior women they would adopt the radiator. MI spread limits the room -- dirty yellow like a little girl. And in large hole -- game can be part of look ma. So. -- wanted -- who would think okay it's."

" Little bags. Which had a ball Posey got your clay ball I think -- modeling clay or some returning each other. They're making planets would be what he model with the way you look at don't -- what -- look it up off the confidence and arguably don't. I after awhile you vitamins so -- play pool. All right -- usually no matter what -- playing with if it's just stupid kids ready but I. -- do also is what makes me feel better about my childhood. Why well I think that you don't really want stumbling out a little bad news McMahon at yourself when voting."

" You do your leadership -- voting watching war and playing truth or dare. Just another Tuesday after school -- area that's just another Friday phone W injuries."

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