" Ask once again for your participation in Friday Fung and the lines indeed are open everybody has one of these everybody has. A -- story."

" Golf is no different from hockey. Requires talent. Self discipline golf requires -- kind of bad past. He should talk to my neighbor the accountant probably a great golfer huge -- You confused and just let me put the ball and Holtz."

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" 312644. -- 6767. And this was sent in by -- park mark. Twelve years ago buddy and I were drawing around a golf beautiful sunny day having one of my best rounds a partner once the on the twelfth hole. An elevated tee box by twenty feet. Teed off fine driving down on the cart path we noticed the grounds keepers had roped off the end of the down -- area. In this is where it started to go wrong. Fortunately I was in the passenger seat in my friend. Thought the ropes were low enough where we just roll right over them. So we're speeding downhill McCartney is not a good idea. That we get the ropes and they go over the cart instead of under. Oh the driver in mind the rope catches the steering -- We just keeps on going. But it pops over the hood and catches my leg just under the knee in the rope burn is immediate and intense about -- scream at -- would -- in the but the trouble I was having not having which skin left the netting it would take the -- extend my leg which causes the -- to pop off my leg and head for my neck. But I caught the rope with my left handed I'm left hand was incurring a series -- and the right side in my neck and finally he stops the carts. That the middle tie rod using to rope off the section keeps grieving -- strictly the -- and it. -- if you painful practice swings. In my day of golf ended. That's what we're doing that's open borders around here and there it seems. Stupid that would northside Todd bureau and Friday -- on the score --"

" And it looks. Well I'll I'll real quick. About 32 guys every year for the last 1990 years have gone golf tournament and -- that'd be PCP golfers. -- k's are really good -- these are -- So the aid. I was out they've gotten and happen to me by eyewitness that would be golfer but -- it was -- I was about five feet -- and he carded OP. -- put up to him. -- And the eight golfer who's -- handicap. Now about. It went ballistic he literally put it out of bounds apart --"

" By the way we visit isn't that isn't teletype. Where where they have a new mayor. That's world book that'll be kind of was the de facto -- okay that's I was checking and so he still got that -- The Beverly brew masters as I was eleven and vacationing with family central Wisconsin when my dad decided we should head out -- local par three for an afternoon of fun. First or a grove of trees to the right -- mom teed off first and promptly sliced into the trees. She had an off to finer boss stepped up to the T. I never golfed before. But if you're gonna make it hit a baseball a golf ball should be peace cakes I put my head down blocked out all distraction including some muffled noise coming from the trees. I began my swing is -- struck the ball I looked up and discovered what the muffled noise was it was my mom emerging from the woods and screaming at me not to swing. And and figure out exactly which she was saying it's a roughly two seconds after the ball striker in the fight. We somehow finished the nine holes -- holding a can of Diet Pepsi were bruised side and I avoiding any eye contact with my mother. Ten years later we returned this year the cramming -- no better hitting the ball but much better -- not hitting my mom."

" By John. That's a lot of those a lot of books they're obviously and everywhere you look like I don't think you should I think did you offer him. -- did not know about about it mob that that's just don't rogers' famous football and just -- right there were back to basketball coaching again right. But you know what the funny thing about it is for guys who who stop golfing number of years ago because of such. Activities that would don't let pick for me liking it too. Debt you know I was golfing probably be before anybody. Anybody I grew up with. Anybody. But -- seventh grade we would go out this guy a friend of mine and we would go out. And we would do what every said we get -- for a long time we go every said he took part records have been right everytime the apart records and think about those days. And I don't know what I thought of the game and I would I would you know yours to what was -- eleven or twelve whatever. And but honest to god nobody thought about golf ball wasn't anywhere near what it used to date. You focus today it's like. Well Ryan in Aurora says is the second time I'd ever golfed -- seventh hole and I hit a drive about twenty yards. Accurately Tibet but that was how far that he went because the ball ended up just dropping right and its place. But I took another shot I hit it into a small pond -- the rate of hootie. -- Crown Point here on Friday Fung on the score stupid to putts."

" Obama -- in the BS show. Now you don't. My. Story goes like this did -- Friday afternoon. I have to go to a company golf club. And the next day I'm getting married did this he's actually. I'd know that dated October 14 2005. Because it was the duty. -- 84 I want. And I hit the by the Red Sox came on at my wedding. And yeah. I had a big screen TV at the reception. -- have my wife pulled so it. At the very tedious reception in which the Sox game on embodies coming up to meet changing -- I'd love the the so everything looks beaten I just. On -- distinct that school. But anyone's. So company will work outing you never know can be outing would be before just happened if all that day. And they had you know booby prizes for you know who did disputed that. And I had no role. Interest in the golf outing and I had ended up losing about a dozen -- Of course they lose it doesn't aldermen at the -- they say okay you know -- the candidates -- saying who. Lost the most balls we're going to give view these pitchers -- get this year there. Hand but he said. Well. He lost the most policy lost twelve -- today. And of course some ye who in the background says you lost to these two more tomorrow."

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" Hey guys great job due out well my story called the range finder. We're playing golf buddy of mine and I said there's no real cheap. Not too well manicured course Scott W to get -- almost playing. Sort playing it's like the first really warm day on spring. We're on a par four we tee off. And our ball surprisingly land next to each other because he slices the -- talks so we're usually on opposite sides of the fairway usually. So we're an extra shot about -- fifteen yards apartheid. Pulled out of his bag saying -- assure you what my sister got me for Christmas I don't know what is it looked like all range foreigners unity look through it needs. You try to achieve what what are you are from the from the people from the drink. But of course -- we checked it out we'll look at. And a -- we're on word. So I'm looking you know -- behind it -- they can look through and then like. Hey John. Weird -- out. And there she was laying down on the China Blanche. Completely nude under stop make. We without -- golf games or read and write today. Belly get any god in the job anyway. Always Taguchi was about a 150 yards out."

" But -- if you go look at the godfather of the year and I think that's a partner appeared well -- before it went well Barack that's for sure. -- up these sick. -- about a -- interiors golden. Pretty good. Did you debt."

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" Come back with a few more 31 twos are -- or 6767. Were Boers and Bernstein on WSCR the score. And we're in the midst of what will be the last Friday -- for a while because it's going to begin its summer hiatus. After today show but putt it's our masters weekend tradition. And hawk -- Vince says golf event last year their first real time out after back surgery wasn't playing well and finally in the fifteenth they have a perfect tee shot to about ten feet from the hole the par three I start celebrating them jumping up and down fist pumping high fives all around until. I stopped moving. I some moving because they hit the sand bucket put a ten inch gash down make sure in the quarter alone at the courts and get stitches poll. That."

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" You know back surgery. Rob here on the score on Friday -- stupid putz."

" Hello little air. Mind at least we look at capitol and I was young out pubescent team. And I was trying to impress my girlfriend because I was dominant. On the golf course. And I was trying to show or my drive -- yeah I was really treasurer -- right. And I can't screw up but I kept at short drive up just short drive and had going to last long yard. So I got to my garden site you'll come Jeter and -- again it's going to go another twenty feet from a try to -- her and it. Well I didn't screw up but I drivers over had I drove it straight -- back. So after that does she want talking."

" Collegiate bit insane Diego in Joliet -- the scoring Friday --"

" He'd be bugle -- doctor Byrd -- You look up the -- to pick his dad listened probably do -- familiar a lot of guys who work. China knew and understood my story comes from the beautiful probably the ball low golf course. -- old -- comments San Diego area and are loose retrieving my Mike -- ball. All he went out attacked by a -- the -- Yeah they're doing nibbling and ended really attempted to do some real damage it took. It took a -- swing to get through there and keep away from me and I -- I ran like a scared little bit."

" I've I've heard many similar stories -- scourge. That's why golf course -- have -- dogs and their border college utterance caramel off. Tiger for some way to in the geese via -- tiger I think I did bridge -- no I think looking at Rory McElroy would be enough for Easton area -- will go elsewhere and Chad Campbell like here -- got -- babe does he. -- Her own okay they all do don't they David Toms. Mickelson. You know the old Mickelson Joe great all I -- wire that the perfect couple. News she's got fake boobs in a real smile and he's got real boobs and a fake smile. Stephen champagne on the Stuart lowered."

" They without my body -- course and that we went through this one off there every week had. And so this family of five is on all want and we're behind them and then what are there's like a family five. And it just two guys better you know short bench or they're pretty ticked off because it's going to be behind them much that I could -- So anyway. There are three kids play and make plays horrible shots like -- it's going to be far -- at a ninety degree angle. And it's -- bat goes up picket. It's been shot and it's my body's square in the past. And just start the last -- it was it was so -- get the ball -- so -- greatest just Burgos. And the guy at the start flat and my friend but what the act Lebanese who knows that but thanks."

" And Killian. Yeah I'll stop your damn -- yeah backing -- up. That I have been thought I don't know where women standing -- your behind Iowa that you that's I'm an industry should ask that I I don't know that I don't know hitting it -- You you're a golfer not really that is much wannabe. I'd I'd love to be -- the good. Stuff and kids -- lifestyle options. Driving range once -- Jose. -- Is after every birthday parties. Every birthday party is not get out of there with the kids though. I don't -- freeway I love. That's every Saturday it's it's it's pump it up and it's pizza and -- can get the balloon and you try to mixture don't slam the bull mood in the duel bird and goal home but -- a detailed play and you hope the kid takes an. At least that's life yeah reality. Which I never had it really doesn't worry. -- Are we can get back to our extended version of Friday -- is -- the last one for awhile yet could be the last one for awhile so stupid plus it's good fun it's been. Interesting. For the most part Zito for the most part of push a button and hope we hear something funny. -- Mike is his car and on the score and Mike."

" You get carried -- I feel bad crowd ten years older so my dad got me mattress -- the golf club. And he took me out on his birthday two days later kissing -- feeling here. The golf club. So -- wind storm and all the stores were closed down. Yeah you'd still be heard democracy putting. And forget tell me that follow through haven't actually. And that behind me. People than that quote Whitney. Let go club comes around. And come right behind the left. Yeah I you've had a pretty good Julio in the gonna go to Walgreens. And they want even natural candidate to their credit card and Q what more can. Will the pink cat middle infield then it helped that might --"

" Don't stick to doing. A better life. Well we'll put usually what we'll started dead gets hit the rocks -- life and I hope it's a reporter god. In all that well I have written a relaxed and our -- on what's yours and yours yours -- Friday fun stories are getting hit the nuts elitist. As he would. Seven -- and Riverside you're in the store."

" golf league they have played once Sunday at trying creek and second hole good drive down the middle and 170 yards to pin. It a shot at it a little like those little -- going towards the water at the slope and settled down towards the water in just blast so. Didn't think it was in the water or so ago down there split Kelly Wallace feud that -- is going to be my ball right. Sort of against Iraq and looking Mike objecting affecting you know take it -- that she would happen then. So would take up the 56 degree wedge smash it hit my -- up against the rock. Some still made good contact with the ball ball shoots straight up and lo and behold mistreat -- the whole. --"

" I know where this is going."

" I'm very excited to go up there I pull the ball out of the cup it's not my ball. So instead of a birdies it's a bogey because with a two stroke penalty."

" She each. December -- watch your balls what you're in the league. It's a gentleman's game. Well okay you it's what can I don't know how he would debate that shocked all my friends and batter beat you made seven and -- penalty but really that's. You dole I don't what you're saying it was -- it's it's about -- cut -- watching okay going to lie about it I like to -- don't want to watch it. The old and he hired and if -- vote -- okay all right so I would get a -- that is -- saying. You probably get away with -- but you have to live with yourself. That I'd do that for years just but wasn't that -- is next on the score Dave."

" Yeah I witnessed two. -- all the -- background -- great went out with this -- first time golf and we went to -- evergreen golf course there every park. To undergo little part three maybe under Garrett Anderson thinks trying to tell you what what hole you're on Tokyo and he's been. Checking the course held trying to -- guys behind you are pushing us in the idea actually it's it's been pretty geared it to sign. It should tickle our best trying loud noise comes tech going down and milk until agreed into the hole for a whole one. You guys behind it you know what part march 2 reward women. Understand you know all the -- like -- opportunity go to toast pretty cool and -- fast forward your mother is."

" It isn't golfing misadventures."

" At that -- yeah okay that would be sort of not strong republic Geneva."

" It just hit it beaten yeah okay if Bynum -- anyway. -- if he's not you're not stopping you know look. You don't intimidate that young man who would that really hit a shot at who's pretty cool it will all rallies going to play about the mental and whatnot all of us again -- putts right stupid -- that's -- putts misadventures. That that. Hot putts -- tackle at this this seven iron. Pulling a 170 yards out where it within six inches like -- I did that too I'm sorry encouraged yeah I've that I've done I was so encouraged -- and Addison here and Freddie forums or."

" Our guys. Are. Hopefully you get it though like the story here. We're editor we saw authorities are magical on this golf tournament one year we're out there. Go along and the green. For the last hole was picked up against the fairway at the one era public it's a shot. It's the guys golf cart that was part behind her but also blocked kick them in the mouth. -- okay now we're article about later. They -- on the bottom appeared -- hopefully get a -- turning its political down I think public about stories from last year about a guy they went into the woods to take a -- I got hit well within their. And it pitted medallions -- to preserve the doubt and let the market and well. The credit to -- what my problem."

" The guy that Orton -- would get this. Torre did not good golf big story that's good to Barrett to say to get hit in the medallion I thought it was a euphemism that does in the Seattle I don't think commonly -- medallion. As could be. Ever asking you do color medallion collection as well. And you're you're you're very out of the -- teeing off at some level Terry various medical alert medallion. I would that -- is going to do not resuscitate order out there the most complicated I use the clapper. Well nobody. It's got and it gives you get and automatically -- the ambulance the I've fallen and I can't get up one that got that luckily the golf ball it's are right there -- it was -- At five out of your regimen now -- got a great -- medallion yeah I'd biggie Wallace. -- editorial this golf course to where some kind of medallion. Oh I loved the Pistons Robin concept of the gold medallion gulf. I don't know old I'd ever heard it called the old Delhi and this I think will indicate for the white trash entry of the segment."

" Yes let me. --"

" I don't think so no. This is from south side golfer. He says every year group for guys I go to Michigan for a weekend with the guys who were go to the same golf course every you're the owner loves us we wouldn't be heard this story. After an early morning wake up call to drink some sodas. We have to the course by this time world on bathroom schedules do all we've had a drink. By the time we get to the third hole the drink -- comes out with -- attractive girl bringing us the beverages. By the sixth hole when she -- back to as we've had some shots and Jack. We yeah we get -- that taker sure often rubber self doubt with ice cubes. Leader to refight that this young girl was the owner's daughter. He's that I didn't make it through the full eighteen is my uncle elect passed out under a tree in the golf cart. There's your white trash golf award moderately incident Clinton scored golf outing yet -- him a minimum of a deluge of I don't I don't understand the drinking golf and I can't do I mean -- beer."

" I it changes the only as the scrutiny equal lives -- it's it's not. Bowling it's not darts Iowa pulling in darts I have to have a few indeed good golf battling elected had no idea to write it for golfing all the screaming. Do you think in my head telling me I -- Or by playing partner during going to -- need that I need to have my awful swing thoughts are going to turn swing thought. -- I think that's the wrong thought is another expert. He gets the doesn't matter it's just it's just the same thought every time minutes right what was an -- right. Noah and Rockford home of atlas public golf by the way when the only good things about Rockford Illinois realism score I know."

" Get -- to -- he bachelor party golf party Korea. It's 9 o'clock in the morning after a long night drinking and other nonsense that goes down and I speak or. And we get to the golf course interpret period to go and realize we're missing person from one of our or. Going to happen to leave back at the servers stay the night the night before. Do you all the problems that we're adding and back injury on the court that morning. We have the pro social. About big people aren't focused that we have to remove export -- From the golf course it turned out that my body can't achieve Boni oh sure up that fairway. -- shattered the -- should come up front of the golf cart. We then. Are allowed to continue our golfer -- we get -- apartment clubhouse. That would -- in the morning and it turned out better but he is not only got kicked off the golf course but they're after got kicked out of the bar for being too -- at 11 o'clock in the morning. The golf course."

" I think this might be the I think just of the white trash -- just might have been toppled by this. What you think I mean how drunk do you have to be to enjoy a round of golf. I know people who don't do it unless -- I mean no I never I'd I mean it's nice not just to be outside for a little while because they're basically given up what I was still very young so I know I wasn't -- Internet. I was which is not wells golf and and the last couple years who -- to score stock is actually played and Michael -- I was drink. I I just -- couldn't in golf effectively wild. -- He totally understand -- I don't I don't I don't drink a damn thing I don't care how much offer because that they wanted to do right bait on another Jack and diet."

" No compromise your judgement or you're gambling your hard earned money yes that's exactly what I want to do. Budget governor paid three plays make -- number so I can get my money right now the possible they'd be dumber lately. But -- that dealt well and you know but you know you could go there -- for free. Well yeah I don't know it's did you throw it away hundreds of thousands of dollars and got free trade -- I don't August. Yeah I don't know. I don't they always -- their breath yeah I didn't ever meal really -- my room positive details had to them lose the second crap. But at least I understand the concept that's Terry Boers -- it'll take a couple more call leading up to carries roar of the day golfing lives. Real -- call a golfing roar of the -- well -- it'll put a nice little like the top of the -- Sunday is that right there on WSCR of the store."

" All right let's put ourselves off birdie bow on the last Friday falling you'll be hearing for awhile on Chicago Sports Radio SIX SEVENTY The Score -- beginning."

" Let's see what -- in -- can do forests and stupid pots for Friday phone."

" Yet. And it's good and don't go a couple of times it had a problem when it poke it -- Apollo -- out of my pocket. A whole bunch of the cubicle -- And and I always forget an embolism. -- I was went there and he would just in his development that you want to that these plants step up not a good idea. Tom brought neither of the state a very long I taught at the end. Turned appreciate purple apparently. Came over the -- like -- to come to come out but so well I doubt that on the first hole -- Who's been around did well crummy but. -- home common -- happened she said we should probably. Going to let it get that looked at. -- a -- in a you know you don't yup you can't I don't I don't find it never find it instead look for it out. -- Such an assailant -- about -- go he's."

" Good. But he also enjoyed the Heimlich maneuver run. At it. Something. I could have figured out out on stage a lot of money and others don't -- he has a box of rocks. Now I don't he's talking about though that you've got like see what I like is using -- the ball marker that's actually that snaps on the golf glove right which for years I never knew was there. I was it was what it was that extra snap Florida golf club by Danzig. You idiot that's a ball markers that always dig in my pocket for the plastic ball markers or quarters of the personal and hopefully that's what you're -- in your pocket. But -- hook and lose them. Usually can get excited -- his -- wire there yet he usually you know when broken two years that I've played -- guys over the years that you -- various of the little things whatever works stuff at the guide to David picked them up. -- I don't know why. These never pick them up there is it was a big check application yet that would be fine. Now you said the you have league golf will I don't. Roar of the day you have a golfer but why now let's keep with a -- we -- listening to a broad -- let -- keep the spirit of Galveston master is weekend. And I have a problem. -- people not another problem I have a problem some people some people do they have to put our global find out exactly what Terry's talking about it just a moment -- here for the roar of the day WSCR the score."