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" I've listened -- so much crap. In the last two weeks and thing you know you hear all that crap but I understood that that crap was gonna come with the territory and that may well live witchcraft that. And not true very good you. They're horrible things might have been played out over the course of today and last night after the game was that you seemed resigned to defend after the game that there wasn't much fire and you. And you sort of stood up before the media so well you know this is a way to -- week. Are you resigned to his -- to -- The same batter. Have the fire that that was the wrong thing to do. So who you crap."

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" Bottles Sports Radio 678 guys Rourke -- just -- in your car turn on your good."

" the right time ever need and I like this."

" It's something someone's said."

" So we will start in Beverly with a ten foot -- on who your craft and on the score element just."

" Hello guy -- of course know that I like to get back to the community by delivering food for sure I don't weeknight. I don't you know because -- made fun of -- Florida more than one occasion most notably toward the end of the show few months back where unprovoked. I was unfairly knocked commercial recipient of the future Pirates. Ironically. Here the badger lives because I was standing on the porch -- were some idiot cancer floor. About yourself or friends huge. I feel like you're familiar to make sure you're throw the superiority marching the surge put myself were overshadowed audience but. I don't look at a lot of the gods smile until the end like me. I think this week because the restaurant where we're we're shall go nameless here whatsoever you're part of the score -- that speech in Chicago or try to draft. So go the wrong -- cadre of score employees skipping a rare and that the contestants slash sponsors and praising their food and -- you Dubai then dumps the majority of the -- the lowly pizza driver. When the trojans pulled the strings that make you bitch I sure hope they're -- company -- and this week that means. I -- bring up to my -- placing your violet Trimarche Easter. -- They know but Loretta got the gun -- deployed to attend Perry and tradition and ready to if you like to be more than happy to really recent car wreck. Hello my triple -- the muffle the values play -- go to new carpet."

" I don't think Ellis here vanity UN somebody else two and a half I don't remember that I -- not -- doubt him. He -- a crusader injury he has a crusader quixotic young men. This is from a friend agree it's big proof he had -- goes out to right wing extremist Rush Limbaugh. Could finally addressing his failed attempts to purchased through St. Louis Rams -- this this is not about the NFL does not about the St. Louis Rams is not about me. This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country to destroy conservatism. To prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who was prominent as conservative bare floor. This is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have. Rush affect you were dropped from the ownership group is about you what you purport to stand for and what you say. The ranks of NFL owners have a right to exclude persons they don't believe fifty image they want for the lead in his -- racist and misogynist -- blow hard. You don't have a place in the NFL ownership ranks your presence would be death sentence to that potential group they were wise to dropping to pursue their goal of keeping the team in Saint Louis. Person smarter than you saw this. He claims about American I say -- welcome to the club you are now fully vested American you know experience what it's like to be segregated by a private group. Denied access to your dreams and as you say destroyed kind of like all the other folks on the left. Who've been held back due to the color of their skin or their sexual preference or how they choose to worship a god or not fresh. We -- also IE ally I didn't see him make any references to play it has to what to what exactly but it but if could you tell me why he keeps saying he didn't see any of the stuff. I don't know do you see that I mean under -- stuff -- that would tell me if you don't say what in particular the people judge did you not say. In -- I'd I'd say that's in Waterloo it's Spiegel annoying laugh on the score."

" Earlier this week Williams she rode -- from the New York Times wrote baseball needs the World Series for the ages one that reinforces the truth and yes it's relative purity. Didn't need Yankees Dodgers for the good of the game. -- if you can't make an argument about relative purity when Manny Ramirez used performance enhancing drugs they're here. And your fitness friend A-Rod namely that it weren't exactly clean either but I'm sure that's why you swords relative purity. Bottom line baseball's still filled with players who are using some sort of performance enhancing drugs. William I didn't think it was possible but you're dumber than Phil Rogers -- the manager Dan McGrath basement he's grab them."

" And Doug -- the president stepped forward please. I'd like -- welcome Chris from Las Vegas says is. Steve Phillips. But it was 41 Yankees bottom ninety -- on first after a single Jason Kubel up against Mariano Rivera to -- it's a fastball down the middle go for strike one and Phillips says you've got to be aggressive against a guy like Mariano. He's only walked twelve on the year in most cases you worked the count not with a guy like Rivera he's got three strikes you have to be aggressive. After Kubel strikes out. The twelve walk for 09 Delmon Young comes up. John Miller plays up -- point saying the Delmon Young has the right mind is he's an aggressive hitter at the plate versus Rivera. Young strikes out on four pitches. Phillips says well that's what happens when you have a twelve walked pitcher versus twelve -- hitters can give themselves many chances you should to put the ball in play. What's success do you want a puff puff puff puff passive aggressive oil water hot cold we crap and it can I tell you something and it and really. Go ahead and do that and I heard that go ahead and do that with other pitchers. Don't don't do that -- Mariano Rivera. Because of -- easy answers. He wouldn't be the greatest reliever ever lived whether it would be made if they're easy answers how to do it didn't -- Phillips took the higher in the fashion --"

" Who obviously."

" I -- what one -- excuse me the missing boy is alive. That's -- we've just been told CNN is reporting that the balloon boy way. Is alive that we don't know anything more than that but in case you're wondering this may have a happy ending. It will only have a happy ending if the score chimp now goes and attacks the father does this -- you want me to call him back yeah that's so bad that that it going to be the ultimate ending of the boy is alive and then the father is beaten statistically the go ahead --"

" I don't follow that he's 120. Box do great things."

" Com no -- you've gone because during the update -- Notre Dame quarterback controversy saying Matt Barkley from USG not really like a little brother."

" And then to come to later said yeah like a little brother to me."

" An -- and out. Cool you crowd."

" day. One necessary paid Big Brother but you know we're real close friends then. You know we worked out won't go back home together -- you know quarterback coach Steve Clarkson and you know we've been on him for. They want and you know that's always been and you know he's been younger than me like my little brother both."

" Yeah. -- I don't know he's set you write what I hope. I know he said he was right it was a good all day of Bob and belt post has recently Phil Rogers wrote the Cubs need a -- pretty hard videos since he's the best hitting coach to be added. The evidence to support the claim the Harvey was an excellent hitting coach however flawed since nearly every. Every hitter alleged human -- by her meal has also been alleged human help my performance enhancing drugs. Sosa Gonzales or -- Bagwell they arrived at a list of several others linked to possible PED use. Weirdest thing helped that the drugs offered and helped that her meal might have offered."

" Begin."

" Worse June 18 2009. After it was learned that Sammy Sosa appeared in the 2003 list Rogers noted that he would flip flop. And his earlier argument for Sosa belongs in the Hall of Fame Roger said he now couldn't trust Sosa hitting statistics. Feel if you claim Sosa's stats can't be trusted and wouldn't it follow that the list of hitters alleged human -- or -- meal can't be trusted we craft and on balance I'd CLA sets a bad weeks before. To really really bad weeks but this one exceptionally bad. It's black physicist."

" The car vote on this -- and you Grubman. Perreault Riordan Lowell physicists. Have -- goes all through the scores football expert. All of our -- Who yesterday on -- show we're talking about. I know Mike Shanahan wasn't a -- genius. Where the Denver Broncos. -- continued by stating that. The Denver Broncos. Won back to back Super Bowls earlier this century. All of us. The Broncos won the Super Bowl in 1998. And 1999. But my calendar that's the twentieth century. Where essentially the from the 21 century all of our condition -- decrepit."

" He did say that. Thank -- was always physicists from here is one for me. The misses from Jalen Rose must. Dan you delight in mocking those Bears fans who prefer the old school three yards and a cloud of dust football to a modern high tech attack. And generally backward especially as this was the formula to win Super Bowls given every opportunity you tell us how would you hate newfangled spread and read option football. Despite the fact that this is the formula that's won the last four national championships for Florida LSU and Texas over. Which is if it's just a matter of personal preference lay off the football retires. If the issue is which is objectively more effective. Learned to appreciate -- freak him for CA amigo. Denver treat me crammed into a collective we always Alfred PO II -- I do. As is not the next level but this global fight Gary Evans and you're on the store."

" I guys I'm excited about next year's Washington Nationals at -- and."

" And by the way Gary excuse me we -- a sheriff's department now says that the boy was indeed -- the about a call a projection hiding. In a box in the garage at -- I don't think about it anyway although we know you. He started as always he's guilty of all those horrible especially -- and it's ladies' tees for the simple I don't let them athletic you'll be often when they're both excellent doubles sorry."

" anyway after the Angels have scored three runs in the top of the ninth inning to take -- 76 lead in their clinching game against the rest until Sunday TV analyst buck Martinez said that the reds Cubs only getting Kevin -- to -- that -- further evidence that the Angels were continuing to shut down a cloaked. Terry Porter thought it very potent Boston lineup -- Martinez realize that people games are decided by runs instead of its its. And that allowed teams an excellent read and you can hardly be considered shutting down -- the regular person down by Angels pitching in the first two games opening game three they were actually let -- pitchers -- Especially Jonathan Papelbon so buck Martinez belliard got off the wrong analysis who are you threatened."

" But."

" No betting line. I know okay. It's so funny that. Florida showed it and we were listening to this song. Because many -- ever heard of being the great. Hip hop through third base and I was playing the song there's been using this on this -- Him so what goes up must come down because okay how. You have a loaded -- you okay I'll show. The show you couldn't get the song at your head right into my head and then when I cemetery one in the case. That he was hiding in a body including the then Illinois you know got scared man and has -- Getting it high but you did have been the box and the more we hear about dead dad. -- is reason to be scared DC FS hello yet. Well but I've got recalling to -- either. I don't know you can't take did little -- get -- called him and there's not -- there's no recall once you send the gentlemen in with a."

" But I never thought I'd ever say -- technology."

" familiar ground okay and hey."

" Nobody had time boys don't Hamas -- trying to sign him -- knows -- radio because. Clearly there is that I signatures segment we have a greater pressure. How close -- was radio. These games so far. Let's have the British wide strong."

" Got an open line if you wanna jump in if you had a busy signal before you will not now perhaps 3126446767. In its car it's the holds misdirected rage on the score."

" Good afternoon don't know. I don't have to declare it sounded -- didn't declare that I am a fan of any team that -- that. This I'd -- about the -- pregame host Chris bogey. I feel like we're showing a flashback of his -- Steve kind of its performance and it came from 1989. -- that it occurred right here twenty years ago in the united -- the United Center didn't exist twenty years ago that was Chicago stadium -- bogey -- crap and."

" Thank you rage. -- Greg says Ron darling sidekick to America's favorite baseball play by play guy chip Carey. Decided to give us his imaginary version of physics during the twins Yankees game -- emotional game three. A hard ground ball left about a -- Yankee shot past Nick Punto with second. And darling stated that quoted that ball had been hit on grass Punto would probably had a play. -- artificial turf the ball actually picks up speed as it shoots over the turf. With grass it slows down. Won't run if indeed that were the case one could constructing miles long stretch of turf. Hit a baseball and watch it pick up speed until approach the speed of light -- him to be damned -- run yes turf is slippery. But it still friction -- slows things down it cannot speed things up front you should ask chip. Who could have been -- puppy just want to say something if I put the socialist stuff just -- it is pretty good for such a tough. It is only goal is to -- afraid something that's -- to be very disciplined enough. Because screaming because if it was 30 he's -- advocate abandoned loves park you're on the score."

" And the famous friends and I and special attention to their credit -- get a few -- days so be careful. The hole. So it was your first and I don't remember saying a lot of if you are -- but I think that the Sox NFL -- and grind harder in the Vikings 49ers get a couple weeks ago. Talk about the Vikings run defense and Pettitte got."

" Vikings are Manning up on the outside."

" And putting everybody about it scaring the niners are on the football that you can take this idiot I didn't go to UT I didn't like the coach."

" An assessment came Rose and -- I think it'll probably but I know she put everybody Abacha didn't throw the football and rightly craft."

" Stone cutters is following Monday night's 3127 loss to the Dolphins Jets linebacker Calvin Pace delivered the following quote. I'm gonna be honest I can't respect that stuff all that wildcat because we're in the NFL men throughout their run that nonsense it's crap. I agree with you Calvin the wildcats novelty far outweighs its football utility but here's a few things -- wanna take under advisement free criticized the wildcat one. If you're gonna rip the wildcats from being gimmicky human wanna save until after game where your team doesn't run to fake punts. And more importantly -- rear -- at all maybe you should way to do it until after game where your defense a unit actually stop its ups -- the Dolphins ran it in seventeen games last year and the first four games is here Sally was a surprise you quad. When they line Ronnie Brown of the shotgun to basically say the play eleven on ten and -- a guy behind center has the passing abilities over the -- to college quarterback exchange resume his direction. Just stating your damn gaps and let the ball come to you. Maybe the Jets defense wouldn't look like a bunch of punks against that horse crap high school toy offense. Until they can make it through a game without getting Gordon Bennett candy S nonsense got to do what to do things you can get your mouth shut. -- should suit your crab good. In win door to harbor it's Mike on the score."

" Hi guys a little bit this crap about that the Dan Bernstein -- guy you're casually asked can we stop talking about Kyle Orton."

" But just before this indictment."

" Everything was gone smoothly a what did you do you assess them to pick up the scored campus. Five minutes talking about his car there's politics -- damn it kinda ask yourself why he can't stop talking about him and ask yourself who your head and."

" Right you're exactly right completely right by the drive actually -- for the love of god. Stop enough. I'll send. Done for -- this goes just a Playboy magazine through this week announced that Marge Simpson will grace the cover of a three page pictorial spread in the November issue yes that Marge Simpson the blue haired housewife matriarch of the Simpson family end. A cartoon. Playboy's facing such problems as advertising pages dropping 31% over the last year newsstand sales down 25% circulation down to 2.4 million. Playboy thinks of placing a yellow colored animated character on its cover will bring more readers in their twenties. Is the average age of their readers is 35 according to Playboy CEO Scott Flanders. Locally to -- it has never been done and we thought it would be hip. Cool and unusual. -- Cool enough you can -- usual. ES but not in a good way first off it was done before. Maxim Magazine did with this exact same character. Back in 20042. When Scott Flanders fails to realize is that people in their twenties don't really read magazines anymore because. They were. Never raised to read them. There's this thing called the Internet it's got everything news sports ten day weather reports and putting pornography as you -- plenty of -- ample amounts of pornography and a lot of it is free. You'll realize that soon because -- Marge Simpson images from your November issue. We'll probably hit the Internet about 45 seconds after the female's red. Playboy with the magazine the husband's secretly bought ran and hid from their wife but taboo magazine that little boys found in the back of closets. Those hard to reach shelves are under the bed when they found him in southern nude female body transform their lives forever Playboy used to -- the gold standard in gentleman's entertainment and and now it's -- standard. -- and -- think about showing -- racy photos of Wilma Flintstones bent over a boulder. Maybe they should look at themselves -- and ask who -- public you know I I finally figured out a bill working the -- bad picks up the chimp. In -- then like it meat they'd they'd get along swimming idea if that's what I'm -- and that's so does the match right there. I believe Terry it is. On -- in Manchester I -- Nigel doubled down on Manchester I got to miss time just outside around will close out who your craft and hands of one or moron number."

" QB if it's hard to keep -- Jimmy Jackson last week. He would criticize them located toward -- big hair would -- Obama's people. -- the -- addition to being out about you it's just logical about it but that's no likelihood that you have to consider that she'll ask do you have suggested. Can you say key part of the last shakedowns come -- you could. Yeah."

" I don't know. Move cool you grant."

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