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" And done quite awhile here in Chicago Sports Radio SIX SEVENTY The Score ladies and gentlemen it is back. It will be better than ever I had made and then says like I needed Friday song has returned it in and a few moments we will turn it over do you. One of the best. One of the best week you wanna be best bets. Daredevil or dumb -- and Jason George golf is returned to help us. We've got to do is have. Would you like -- example I would I would because I'm going to finish something Gary started im just gonna have to do here just themselves they've just been misses the call is an example that was sent in by Jimmy in Skokie. When I was a senior in high school my friend and I get into rock climbing and decided to make our own climbing wall. Good start. We drilled some holes in the exterior brick chimney of his house with -- permission and -- store bought claiming holds from the ground level to the second story roof. We took our climbing -- harnesses and Arab leaders and set up a -- system using the top of the chimney is an anchor. So -- actually worked really well and we were pretty safe about it. For awhile eventually got bored with the climbing and started repelling off the roof instead. This was okay at first but eventually someone the other guys too little hot to start his propeller got an idea perhaps my inspiration came from watching the navy seal or some other movie. You know we're men fooling themselves -- buildings. And skillfully orient their bodies so there two feet meet the building once again whereupon the simply bounce bit by bit for the remainder of their dissent. Well it was my turn. For about 68 feet wide of the anchor point that you need a took a three step approach to the edge and jumped out. Things did not unfold as I had envisioned -- swung out. -- and around the chimney had been slammed sideways into the house fortunately I -- and held the -- plays so just hanging there. And I adjusted giving the wind knocked out of him a friend's mum came out to -- would cause the giant. Boom to find me hanging halfway down the house turns that I hit the wall so hard. That some of the picture -- thinking on the wall coincide if you had fallen down and."

" I think that's what I was looking more and aren't isolated daredevil and I know I signal the and some problem at all because he's looked okay. That's exactly right you're they're not -- 133. Million Jews 644. -- 6767. And very well be this."

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" Guys the reason the bad things happen you feed. Your dumb."

" You're a good team they're doubled its. And yeah."

" Very smart and knows Brett Favre. -- don't play adult you don't mind is O."

" Yeah. Again -- don't have the financial matters."

" If it's a big time. For Friday but we have been able sit down -- really long time minutes daredevil or comments -- you haven't been paying attention this is I think. Of what we do know we do certain things certain times of the year but I think this is the top of the line right here. We will see. We will see if that's tour and a good 31264467671. Off what his -- of daring do his -- in Bloomington on Friday hung on the score."

" Hey guys sorry if that's. I'll I'll I'll -- quick story about time when I was varsity baseball player team. I think -- and that's no big thing -- it's even look -- mean we -- pretty bad coming -- retired I cared about -- but. Everybody off on the team had stuck on the field and and what they're -- French. And so I wanted to join the club sort of speaks so I would I really -- my girlfriend were expanded to a Mets fans and finally she agree. Hammered and I get good field and in the field then because my input and all the way around it CNN I didn't -- started. How hard dugout and I -- event on -- on her over night air over the side no problem but he -- yeah I. Pulling down an offense and I bet you didn't thirty stated in my leg and I -- handle got caught -- atop the chain link and canals I'm like hanging. Has my leg was getting scraped and been bludgeoned to death I didn't know I was even hurt and life and I felt -- of the ground. Yeah. Not blood pumping out of my knee and I fell leash can. Still need to do we are -- and it broke my night and and this day I'm the guy that does not and on the field so I didn't."

" What school does -- is."

" floor I don't know what he normally shoot the ball well. I think and when he does make this is very doubly -- not just tryouts for team like all right so what is he is he would daredevil or Doumit was good. Very well be the stupidest Chris. With the I have to factory in the goal -- what -- but it won't know you've already lost already 205. Etc. get a gold Bob Hope -- Old friend I I don't know Bob you know parker in the --"

" It's little boy is from when I was younger. -- it was just after -- great graduation. My. Friend and I -- trip out to visit my aunt in Washington think. And that she lived -- un American society in the mountains clear annoyed because. I fanned out and we decided Monday that we're gonna take a mountain bike and ride -- You know -- to the streets. Very gravelly everything. We write a pretty good way to start coming down the and then that. Decided let's see how educated these articles to go down on the mouth. And so -- tocchet -- possibly can until. Her legs got kicked off -- penalty. And then part way through. And get a little -- such a good level and -- sliding into the guardrail. But certainly it's pretty good and it has. Both young -- ended up okay just kind of why --"

" Sontag and -- man."

" daredevil or dumb ass but I don't feel the story is boring and ill hit you. And putting a -- hopelessly vague response squad comes doesn't take you beat -- uttered out or you're are you find Bobby Jenks and before you just don't -- you can. Wow now that's been okay. You've got to be."

" And commit to the Indians. He said. In college we just got back from spring break the first Saturday where we don't get together since -- had ridden a mountain bike over her friend's house. We spent most today grilling playing bags and drinking and we carried -- there was sort of making side bets on the games bags I was losing but I wanted to get my money back. As long landscaping trailer across the street. I get an idea in order for me to recoup my money -- propose to bat the -- was -- off the lamp on the back in the trailer with my bike and jump of one foot lift that was at the front of the trailer. But friends took the day. Thank you do the 760 bucks and in my pride back light headed. Confidence began at the back ran for the trailer peddling his fast like good but I reached the front of the trailer picked up the front of the divide can clear the -- But I forgot about the backside. -- landed on my hand I was knocked out and they needed fourteen staples had a concussion. And massive body pain and I didn't mean to the sixty bucks."

" You'd come out."

" Typically --"

" I you know I look I really I've I've been constant search of assembly -- it's for those of you maybe haven't heard this before. It's okay. To be the dumbest noble by mail yeah. Edwards -- right Michigan against come on the score."

" I EI wanna be junior -- we lived enough central Ohio. In we were glad I didn't. It's great faith and my buddy's parents had an old coordinator refrigerator enough. There are people keep it."

" They're not everybody's. Really. You know."

" And when we have to do."

" The refrigerator might both be just the idea it and not we met we wrote it down I don't know -- it's -- local reservoir."

" Then. At the bottom of -- thing yet to make a pretty steep bank and."

" And adept enough in the budget and he's well. I think refrigerator door. It has kind of been around been around. Anybody -- it can -- and don't mistake my left knee sounds like Beckham marvel -- them."

" ate dinner so you're riding. On the air refrigerator. Our neighborhood you know. -- You're behind it's. If accompanied really -- big middle Wimbledon Winnebago almost right. I think so we just run to that I got I'm I'm gonna blow the cartoon digit dialing the number three on the front of pickups and to go hum. --"

" We have -- judgment."

" And -- james' judgment yet they just blew -- rat bastard glad that I am different different and I'm going daredevil. I'm really did know I am too well I think that's right I was like okay. There's no good at it emerged he rode in the refrigerator I don't know -- but I would quite sure who's in the refrigerator and wasn't close right they knew what I'm Linda I draw for the road unlike you sound too good he sounded like a 747 pilot -- cannot win would. You know little like -- up tears of relief he builds up an Indians. It really wasn't drunk he did this to the door for refrigerator and do I know but it's it's it's interesting sure there's no way to dad had just hear -- there Anheuser-Busch. And fox -- it's Chris on daredevil or dumb ass on the school and Ohio anyway."

" Hey guys I've cheered the -- on the -- pain in my half they had time to go there. When my buddies and -- and then the boat behind us and everybody we are coming up to lay out low bridge route 103. And I decided that was gonna hang from the bridge and try and landed my -- boat behind me. And as you're coming up two breaks my once and -- cup -- so I turned around to look at it up. Kind of split second had to turn around the -- in my -- not the out route one -- bridge. Hi I'm not welcome to. That's an hour and yeah. There it there was no alcohol involved in never never really -- because that is."

" You're gonna you move too fast at it."

" Hosts include the build around on some degree Arizona. -- is -- if you look that good that's that's just really a domino's yeah. No other way to fans I have no doubt and that's the now let him. If he never even got to attempt what he's said he wanted to do this proved more it was a bit of Lowe's blue. Go -- and wanting to be events as soon as a vehicle. Americans probably will flick at it but. We've spent a they -- the game."

" The -- misdirected rage is on the score."

" Veteran guys it's. Okay so I was about fifteen I was I can -- to have my dad and his previous girlfriend at the time. And where we're trying to do it do to go -- if you -- bad -- like yeah. There they creek bed. I was trying to build a big -- going to drop it right but I but I can make it to the other guys -- caught blog would probably like it just doesn't feel good here. Like yeah. The Eagles are doing -- And took off and Hart my head and not quite so we're conscious and I woke up I thought it was the week before."

" I read the book but at the."

" How smooth and feel that."

" Zach believe that amount of time arranged through your. We thought he would not doubted that we -- there's a -- continue. I think he's got a computer resent or any -- there that's -- only unbeaten new learning on the replacement. Really good."

" Herded into can only be up to a certain point and get sort of blood relative to the the last restore boy do they did created a film there's. Believe in Carroll's heard -- here on the score."

" All-Star -- yeah. It's our growth and Southern California Mario little brother got a new bike there was a giant -- next open house. I decided it would be a good idea to push the fight all the way to the top of the hill. There's -- you could write up the third fatal was mostly. The top position the titles jumped on started writing down and got the there was a block -- spent about forty feet from the bottom of the hill. Rolled right into it took to force in this pockets. Flew over the top there and played on the ground for about ten minutes."

" The looked into the basket."

" The big joke about the specific."

" I'll tell yeah I think so I don't force it. We're enshrined in. Okay outdoor thugs similar thugs do. No that's the bulldogs went daredevil while I average but -- right just having bad things. His -- Gomez and Steve don't loves park your -- sore yeah."

" There are you doing today it suits. There when I was twelve years old I was on top of the world -- might be -- culture and it was what I always on the ground. -- highlighted and -- land on them puck first pick religious people aren't. Why don't -- complete and so absorbed in April I Kilborn couldn't walk for over Montana but she's retarded to."

" Bet you score you called official with a good."

" They -- they break my. Leave again the trial for your life there. His -- umpire -- more you is what did you emotionally to pick anybody up I didn't expect to find a cartoon Monday because no those of the -- could go. Don't run don't -- The fifth I think fifth and -- middle and I don't know if -- and I don't remember it was an injured and I don't care how old you are if you -- Good guy above the roof you know -- a little by."

" The B okay I don't let him every bit the bottom -- the puck that lights out then go play in the."

" They're ridiculous go to for."

" They were ridiculous. -- there."

" Do you have."

" Look at these guys get ideas from them black come right. Sounds really good balance a -- I don't. David because we're under the tent of -- is -- more to come. We are given minutes of Friday -- that's right that's what I said Friday hunger back here in Chicago Sports Radio six -- And daredevil or don't -- we've got a fun to when he Minnesota. It's not done injuries it's daredevil. It may not resulting in an injury. It's not just I'm an idiot we have done a segment called dumb injuries and later on we'll move -- to try -- for do you -- That's also -- them. In the nobody NT was good every playing college varsity sports. I don't think has there ever been of Maywood drive and all -- ever really remember that has been. If varsity athlete that hey this."

" Wow. I think unless he has yeah if these days and he was made a member in Miami what is -- look at 9 in the morning. This isn't the possibility kids at all he's not a member sure he has got a lover."

" Let definite guys like that scares the hell -- David -- right. Who I don't wanna imaginable it's no doubt that feed the -- got -- lumber you're on the score."

" Hey guys I'm going to John."

" I'm pretty sure Obama don't exploit if you."

" I was going -- either been not I don't know about a brickyard mall limp behind and I neither is big -- would -- down at least -- recent shopping -- Kmart."

" We have one guy hitting in -- NRA actual. Dog and then and wonder I would be behind him pushing and non. Give me a break in the hearing a lot of the guys staring and no race I try to cut off. One of the other guys we're racing against and I hit the curb and I flipped over."

" We are shopping cart when I came to."

" I just remember being part improve. I'll finish shopping cart and that's all I ask what finally happened recently I would actually rolled me in my parents house -- just left me there."

" The team."

" White trash after dude is also another segment. Could have been doom I don't know a big. He's that it doesn't look over your very own feet they'll -- I did you go to vote you say get kicked that your vote was exactly what you said there. I think Philadelphia as well we take -- to think got a -- can't hear Jack choir here at have been vocal leader if you're on the score."

" how are you -- actually actually well I'm spring might cheer a hear from. University."

" We get chided I thought this night to go to the incredible city of new Buffalo Michigan. And -- be okay out of the beach and one pull there we did it. Let's go to -- buffaloes do what -- Luck -- luck the quickly that you have a revenge Q it is our -- starting. I guess it's been all series Miami. And -- any anyways we met some lose some weight either after through how it ended. As far below or."

" Okay wait let's get to a daredevil -- dump yeah."

" We told you just. Get better if my body jumped into the ostrich cage and hit it to the other offense they -- after congress does dad lives. My body jumped over the offensive into trouble we got around -- any moral of this story never went back it up for Michigan and it went head judge. -- Good depth we have a gratifying because these are charges were sure I'm."

" Good Charlotte NC when. -- Very well be this. Person on the -- and he. -- pretty close. That's pretty close yeah that's what I do. -- that middle I get up for a three day or so I head up to the new ball close to -- that's what I do it meant I can't wait to get there affiliate talkative. And Chase Page who -- typically sees the world. Colonialism and the from a lot of -- another squirrel. Then -- the door."

" Yeah we were in college and even when the Bulls play people -- stadium and."

" When you're sitting there and secure that ever walked giving out with a whole bunch of them could -- bodyguard."

" Reverend Jesse Jackson but he had -- And I hit driver three -- the way you look and feel better."

" Better or that place was kind of cookies and we let our Hornets out of the issue if you look at -- popcorn between the bodyguard and landed on. -- my body to keep an eye on the -- that bodyguard who was sitting in the you've got to me leave me out. You're near the power speed car flipping through. Look at like crazy you know kind of you know would create a way better than there. Second or third shot a lot of people rooting for me I think one night. I try to read it went really well and I threw an angle and it came right and --"

" I really cheered and then about please do. Speed bodyguard came up NDE of the weaponry had we did have a problem now."

" Yeah. That -- it could be Monday in sports achievements actually he came away -- the piece of popcorn and some. A bunch of baby until met. That's -- not applicable I don't know unless you're unless you're assuming that -- risking physical harm at the hands of the bodyguards. I have -- Check Modano or maybe I don't know if I'd I'd say it any different segment though but -- okay. In Deerfield as the outlaws who beats good deals on his."

" Oh boy it's -- a bastard. I prefer the and I wouldn't have stayed at the time in this is that Shepard junior high school. And I bet my body that I could jump off -- pummel horse and slam dunk a basketball and do a ten foot --"

" I love reading your --"

" I don't for the Panama must've been about 48 and about seventy pounds for the time and it. At all or should probably go good three feet from the -- excited jump out about three feet not a couple feet and I."

" I elite had the ball back behind my head and and they came through that."

" Double hand don't get the ball squarely hit the rim. Which fill my body directly vertical to the ground for about a nine foot straight -- bone in my back I hope I'm down I thought I was gonna. And above. Paralyzed from the NFL might have put my arms out to break my ball and afraid and both perished."

" We've proven that you beaver."

" Pummel horse both got. That's cold basket that you do ranking of Baltimore's from your building -- around and you're gonna go -- happen to have a hobbled towards you. That's that's a good point yet I thought I'd never I'm not I -- until the Olerud student. -- think we -- we don't those things around where they put them when -- and high school where they put into the automobile -- you know we were in the field but. No we weren't gymnastics tremendously they -- Victoria they -- it's really good. And that's what we're look we'll maybe -- you. -- found out later there was always."

" What racing was wrong with Cullen Bryant. Well I think we -- a -- before he got a it was under a doctor's care. Well actually set I just hope that doctor Bennett home Alou gets that bring. I hope that he's on the phone because so far there sixteen for sixteen in finding the abnormal proteins. -- New York bill is on daredevil or dumb -- Friday phone on the score."

" Hey the guy that could bills come my story relates to when I was seventeen years old tiger real pain missionaries and I birdies. -- actually approach has been a wild cow milking contest but Emmitt rodeo. Basically the idea that -- they bring in somebody will be -- from the field. And they put a -- potter with a -- and they had you have to hold her down and get a cup of milk out of there. My buddy told me you're beating the -- holder down valued under wear gloves very dangerous get a couple mill that I can when you get -- book 'cause wherever it. Another brother and they. Gallery guo -- hired gun whatever they used to get its start in the crowd go crazy and you try to hold -- my buddy -- it got kicked off. I bet that time that may choose to go -- and I couldn't bring the cat out the Glenn grabbed the rope without any -- Don. And that helped hold the rope right -- man carrying all the skin off my hand. At this point anyone noticed that I thought -- I decided I needed a change or not and bulldogs are -- Had to jump on her neck and it's all. It allows others how to do about a thousand pounds though."

" And I dragged a Bulldog and she just ran over me and travel name bruised -- up pretty good."

" And now you've been married for 25 years in the do it again and now let's daredevil. Villanova is Steve Wednesday grip goes up then yeah in Paris I. -- that's the thing if she stayed with an afternoon ripped all the skin off -- daredevil dad's daredevil -- I -- that's real cal built. Broken finger. Wherever that is easier -- don't."

" Go daredevil there. Yeah I think that's accurate and by the way this -- from new Buffalo Michigan says -- ostrich guys. Have to understand their it has never been nor ever will be a zoo in new Buffalo there -- one in Michigan City, Indiana November. It's good."

" I just there -- my family we didn't do you view."

" Did -- lose those who is everything else we have another batting cages and read maxim the whole thing him. That's rental nice read and RE DK MHK sold furniture it's nice -- it's the tireless Nationalists in Kraft mill or. Friday -- in the store. And all the."

" Column I I'm not sure which way that this is gonna go but. It starts with a lot of boredom. QBB gun rifle and here."

" And my friend -- shop on top. Family did finish and."

" We decided which you start to eliminate some of the pigeons that seemed to be always circulating outside is. Fitness -- house. So we kind of chairs that two different windows and we try and flush him from one end of the other and then corner men try and get tickets -- Well they eventually started to go under the roof so almost go outside timeout to the top part of the real fans. You know chased him away and change -- com while few minutes later I go down to get my car and I get pulled out of my car but I hide under -- Chicago police officers. And we have Q somehow explained that he lives there and we reduce -- being mad dog that got out five pounds. I -- your neighbors huddle call the cops that people are running up there with guns so. Yeah a little bit of trouble on that tough."

" Sure I'd -- my."

" Again that's that's look at different bits and that's I don't know if that is which will then fall under the running around like an idiot I don't know. -- A -- we get a check for one do we do we can't end on that. MacKinnon manager you can put on -- hopefully we claims like that blaze of glory was okay Obama won more and believe it -- captain Rick and evergreen park please tell -- was with a better finish the match."

" Sought nor I got you boys covered like we were sitting in the we might bodies we went bowling one night and we -- all we got bored in the parking lot. My one body wears a souped up Camaro or what he had it was. Longo eroded and -- like a dumb ass. And me being BD I am I felt show him I was driving an old slot car. I knew I couldn't burn the tires like he could -- I could do it don't know like nobody else. So I decided to try to do it doughnut around all three cars -- all my buddies. Made it the first time around pretty good. And I can do that again. I am right after the third car I could -- white in my but their other buddies who it was sitting in the car. Eyes that look I'm -- local attendance when I got I have to. Part -- staff but I vertically afterwards both of our license plates were spinning out of the ground and it. After I got through I was able to take my life has played off the end is. In one post who put on my car. Was -- acting well so I'd love --"

" Again that's very possibly is I woke up feeling like Joey Chitwood."

" I didn't even if -- park effects -- today it really falls admit."

" So welcome him you know I he I think we're gonna -- you win a medical you are you sorry. We're sorry."

" But my license -- was spinning."

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