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" I listen there's so much crap in the last two weeks and then Manny you -- you know that. Crap they would do that crap was gonna come with the territory and I think but I'll live with -- that. And not. The true very good news. You know the things like there's been played out over the course of today and last night after the game is that you seem resigned to the fate after the game that there wasn't much fire you. And you sort of stood up before the media so well you know this is a way to -- week. Are you resigned to his -- Wrote about me what I did have the fire that that was the wrong thing to do so who you crap. I'm just Democrat and now."

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" At -- McGrady by the way. Yeah -- EU's 23 edu looks good to Chicago to 46 but I like. Yesterday you boys were heading off -- dirty conversations surprise surprise and went back out on the air carries -- somebody. There's no such thing as an Irish organ. Well Perry being beat terrified that I am in a resident of a predominantly Irish neighborhoods. I don't the second straight because I have -- experience it is supposed to mythical creature who more than I'd like to admit. -- organ AKA alcoholic -- flash today it horizontally challenged creature that is wily nature. If I can and that's predominantly a Romo threw and the occasional -- hippopotamus. It's natural enemy interpret the -- organ and whiskey when confronted -- a -- of guys -- is capable of exceeding -- five -- rare occasions. It's natural environments change over time -- Packers to do Perez to cargo shorts but I think about it and various failures throughout the city exposed and defenseless. Clinton maturity and an -- have been rumored. Look out organ players such an Oscar Wilde but never quite confirmed will be more than happy to introduce you to disorder creature on your next are really remote. But suddenly told you're -- very familiar with it Terry Boers we've --"

" You sound like. Oh. I think slew of a resolution that if I. -- I didn't know man this is from military uses that are bad guys after Mark McGwire was named Cardinals hitting coach Tony La Russa. Was quick to point out the -- knows for sure that McGwire never used steroids. And that. Big Maxwell to comical proportions late in his career simply by dint of a good workout regiment. He insisted. That McGwire will not to be sheltered from questions about alleged steroid use it should be noted. -- Hillary says the same guy who while managing McGwire during his seventy home run year. Band eight. Seymour Russa who said he believed McGwire was telling the truth to the Waxman Davis panel although I'm not sure what truth Tony mentioned so McGwire did was Stonewall Waxman Davis. They should also be noted back when the Russa is managing the Oakland a's he vehemently defended Jose Canseco. Against steroid allegations and routinely rated reporters who had the nerve to even bring this subject up. -- that Jose Canseco the guy who eventually blew the lid off the -- of steroids silence. Not that any of this proves conclusively that McGwire took steroids that's been established elsewhere. But I believe it does indicate Tony's claim that is hitting coach won't now be hidden away in protected from questions about steroid use might be something slightly less than. The truth. As the lawyers say La Russa as previous performance goes to character. Counselor approach the bench the court of public opinion has one question Tony La Russa. We've crap and if you don't think he really believes that -- now. In Waterloo. He's spent his Waterloo we its culture under your craft on the score."

" Yeah I'm on an advantage -- Antonio. Series still complaining about the Iowa lost and has the gall to say that they could understand the -- I was actually have been a penalty. And make matters worse he's planting paper reports that they replay clearly shows. I think it was on his shoulders yet because every experience street fighter knows that there's no better way to knock a guy out cold then with the relative to their shoulders. For the fifth stand around now I -- Antonio is still complaining. About that loss."

" In various ways this point goes out Amare Santonio in the NBA he's glancing paper clip a big fan -- crash and and you could."

" You get around and blow."

" Get the letters he's very soon -- season is here -- it's okay. I Waterloo up -- what -- Now -- playing the truth I don't care in well slightly back. Okay room trying to finish they go twelve -- he's talking about -- tired. Stone -- says this goes -- had to bail. Matt Spiegel Wednesday these deep. Giggling grad bastard tritons."

" It debuted their new song parity it's still run turner to meet. Lines in the song acknowledged the following. In order. Cutler has no time to throw the team is unable to run the ball to center his past his prime the entire left side of the offensive line is awful. Greg Olsen might not be very good Garrett Wolfe is terrible and Matt Forte might not be very good either -- All right let me see -- can wrap my head around this -- admit that every -- on the offense not named Jay Cutler is awful. But then he's still insist it's Ron Turner's fault the offensive struggles. If you're gonna stake out B Ron Turner sucks and I'm football retarded position on the bears' offense. Get to at least you'd be football retarded consistently. And I killed and three old but that's going to -- that game."

" It's kind of right -- I think he's I think he's on the something here. Well so is Gary in Evanston and he's -- score game."

" No me and you gonna take a -- and ugly and I thought you you definitely -- have a good thing you can hit. You know apology in the right demographic of the greatest entertainer to all time to -- when it's. I think he lets them agreeable -- Anyway -- Oh yeah Carl swept up they -- up anyway at speaking really Irish doesn't -- the AD -- colder than last Friday's Tribune never actually -- that next year's South Bend over the hitters can -- thing in western Michigan are high quality opponents. -- in the -- of -- the tall fir and western Michigan event actually Notre Dame and that all three of these schools have a legitimate chance -- beating the fighting Irish next here even that I'll defend to. That still does not make them high quality opponents checked out -- and -- you -- and."

" Games."

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" With this this might be one of those good that this is going to college to pinpoint -- to show off. Particular I know it political adjacent -- to get his kids grew some -- buttons on our show take his."

" A fit that the move is the old -- employed danger if you think -- And didn't carry dignitaries that entire commercial breaks and endure yourself what that guy in Skokie. Continue to be called back at -- pathetic and Kampman dear people bureau this or."

" I found was an easy time -- a long long time."

" Was your first -- long long time I am not."

" Bud Selig who was quoted earlier this week -- things. I'm delighted the Cardinals organization in owner bill DeWitt have brought mark back. I've always had a lot of respect for him I'm very happy. Well but in case you're suffering from dementia let me remind you how -- cheated the game and -- taking fifty guys. This generation's version of mother's little helper. And then embarrassed himself and the entire MLB when he testified in front of congress if this trend continue to review. When is Pete Rose going to be welcome back into the baseball family. Part of the next time you put your foot in your mouth -- ask yourself one simple question -- commissioner Selig owner you -- happen."

" Six and highly explosive thanks Jim Brandon says this goes out today and Nellie. That yeah. Then today in the sun times who writes the Bears need to put the top brass in the organization on the firing climate changes need to be made. And to quote the article the changes I reference are the name plates on the biggest offices and household general manager head coach. Time I have no argument for that are against that whatsoever when a team under performs as badly as the Bears did on Sunday feel free to call for everyone's head. -- am confused is it leading up to the week two game versus the Pittsburgh Steelers. Dan said on the shelf but the upcoming Pittsburgh game is the defining game in Levy's tenure as head coach. Final loss against Pittsburgh even followed by a win in Seattle wouldn't mean anything to him Pittsburgh was the end of the line the true test for -- Well the Bears. Would beat Pittsburg and -- passed that test and looked very sharp in doing so. So by your argument he proved in that game that he's legit or going to whatever it is he needed to prove Q in the defining game. But now your calling for his job so Pittsburgh wasn't the defining game. That wasn't the end of the line and tight game what does the Bears have lost and went on to blow out opponents each of their next four. -- still be calling for his head I don't think so so what to Pittsburgh game meant in the grand scheme of things in assessing him as a head coach was. So that -- we've -- I believe that's accurate as well northside Q was on WS I."

" Excited about it."

" Don't let scratching two nights ago was -- the -- until I hit coaches because I don't believe the next person -- goes I don't believe in curses or Billy don't either. They talk for another twenty minutes."

" And then at the end users by and do you think that the Cubs -- winning your lifetime -- goes. I don't know because I think that there is back on the Cubs. Yeah actually I try to -- my batting average is pretty bad on the shelf while their shameless scratching -- Chretien's."

" I'd figure with a -- read on the Mayo would have ever. Really do I think that's okay."

" For a full. If that's true that's really funny with -- unsigned big event at Dave sims of Westwood One Sunday night Cardinals Giants and Alan Branch lady hit behind the line of scrimmage on Brandon Jacobs for a loss of one the and Dave sims with so mesmerized by the play he immediately preceded to come up with a nickname for Alan Branch. Trying to draw a parallel to the nickname eraser given to Bob Sanders by Tony Dungy for his ability to be race plays. Dave's himself while he stuffed the whole key clubs -- going to call him what had pumped one juror."

" Awful awful awful awful awful -- awful awful plunger is a tool specifically to. Under five favorite people who -- movement afoot but the Dave sims who -- have been. Stefan and Wheeling you're on the score."

" Well I hate to do it but I'm gonna take bargained down a couple of bags."

" The day game was done talking about pick -- And he had -- take my word for if you capture reporters go play that. Pick your was."

" My knee was. Don't live BA great country humor he was a warm yet tremendously varied interest off the field. Because -- on didn't have tremendously very interest on the field but anyone can warm I think he was pet them. So and I know you may love picture on more than maybe any other man but. Good I'm bad if you doubt we -- them."

" Has -- up because he likes Dick Jauron yeah. -- Horny horse. Radio. I am aware that -- immediate -- Chicago Sports Radio six better than scoreboards and TV. You know call him."

" One year old run away from. Match in sugar grove on who you -- and on the score."

" O'Brien -- all that matters crap. Load your first. I'm Monday's show other continent -- northwest pilots fans and maybe they're watching YouTube video of the Blake Griffin down game. Stanton doesn't take a frequent -- and and I kind of activity currently in the top half -- 37000 feet. Thus making web sites such as you unreachable. So then I have two questions fly that -- should not -- these two definitely. -- we -- and."

" Scores Kemp's been fairly busy maple bats since tiger is he's tired he needs -- rest the Boozer added it's too cold for the loser. But I don't want a better quality of animal you know we have there's a story and CNN right now where he can he can -- in a famous Canadian folk singer. Was just eaten by Coyotes. So it might be possible that we can do they have abandoned score Coyotes the Canadian. Coyotes simply get higher than the workforce -- just go -- somebody. I'm making that up I just thought this is from Joe -- forehead. Who hung in an article by the AP and Andre Agassi's admission that he used crystal meth while playing tennis US fed cup captain Mary Joe Fernandez says. It takes a lot of guts and courage to come out and say something that nobody would really known about. Mary Joe I think your mistaking guts and courage for the opportunity to come clean without the fear of retribution. Andre Agassi lied to the ATP and got away with it analogous to confess his faults in order to sell books there's nothing gutsy -- courageous about this is another example of a pro athlete. Being given a break by the media and the public just because of who yes if I admitted my boss that I used crystal -- on the job a few years ago we say it took guts and courage to admit my mistake. -- fire me. Mary Joe Agassi's hundreds of millions of dollars elite status in the tennis world in the seemingly happy family she doesn't ager missed placed accolades to validate his -- Mary Joe Fernandez who you crap and Johnny in Beverly -- on the score."

" I let a thrilling overtime victory for the Jaguars. -- Rich guy like I'm the Jaguars and really only want an America. Player. Was no I've rally I admit that that's got caught up Tim McCarver. And that's actually Yankee game Robinson -- song you know called strike by the third base umpire. While showing the replay can remarks usually when a -- dove across the -- to -- home plate yet called the ball. Really can't. You're you are the gentlemen and of baseball. Why don't at the end of the game you're saying whoever scores the most -- usually went. How a player hit torn down the right field line that you don't do things that that the left fielder's fault and you've got them. Thanks a -- he's."

" We've just made. You know would get back we'll get it back -- well top shelf in Rockford says LeBron James following the opening night home loss. Said it was like the eighties too big teams playing each other a lot of good players -- at the Celtics and teams like that I was a big fan of that basketball in the eighties. -- LeBron you were born on the second the last day of 1984. You're only a wide verify eight years in the eighties but -- The things that I remember for the ages zero to five were occasionally vivid. But certainly did not include complex concepts such as say transition defense screen rolls but the fight appreciation of legendary NBA rivalries. That a segment open your mouth and wood -- on the give knowing they were talking about. Maybe -- Ron Amadon geez talk about yourself before the David teach Shaq a playbook LeBron James who your crap and -- could catch and Jim and LaMont you're on the score."

" This tailgate -- John -- goes out to one highly educated Earl Bennett whom on with George and the other night uttered these words. -- got a great offense and great defense and know what I'm saying. No world I don't know what you're saying hosts and neither -- do this or you could happen."

" I think that it -- yeah I gotta tell you. And had done that was so put."

" All but if you didn't hear any of I don't know multiple. Okay he exceeded say that because that's true I know that's accurate -- I believe it. In east hazel crest it's our friend shaft and who you crap on the score."

" Did you have him. Momentum Laguna blurted -- yeah and throw it --"

" I thought it was that I don't --"

" If you if you have you heard the chance -- you thought it was an act three to go -- like Marcus Harrison was enough so they don't. --"

" The only at Florida. I did does dude did Q can I get a cup we have work to do well do sound -- you with the revenues through the last group -- Brett his nephew Gary. We couldn't get over the blue. There's absolutely hysterical okay. I'll -- my practice -- Lovie Smith. And he and he really agitated me yesterday when he made a comment during the I'm used to have to Mike Mulligan -- asking a question regarding. Maybe changes in personnel Lovie says look that we wanted to talk about drug I don't talk about personnel move things like that there's not gonna talk about. You know who we weren't exactly tight lipped when you were negotiating at 22 million dollar extension or when he's been I mean here as last week. So who have even these two men who are you -- in and."

" Johnny Mac says this goes out to Wayne Laramie. From the Bears pregame radio show. -- in segment where he bemoaned the fact that bad radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was disallowed to darken the door of the NFL. He pontificating than how the league violated Limbaugh's first amendment rights to free speech by not allowing him to partner in the ownership group to buy -- St. Louis Rams. So the things Limbaugh says are for entertainment purposes only and should not impede him from becoming NFL owner. -- you in Russia a lot in common -- both mercenary media whores will say whatever and whoever as long as there's a paycheck at the end of the diatribe. You may or may not have come to the realization that leaving the Bears broadcast Booth for Green Bay in a nomad life would be league game was a bad decision. Frustrating decision along time ago to be -- racist misogynist pig. The NFL's widely known to cloak its own racist misogynist -- behind the likes of Michael Strahan and Jamie Braun in the studios. In the candy counter bubble headed bleached -- on the sidelines. When the only thing the NFL exerted in rejecting Limbaugh was bid was common sense has nothing to do violating rights SE with the media savvy professional sports organization making a decision. The same organization that improves your employment so -- if we crap and and now -- Find it in check your men on the ball and believe me it is rated him. First -- I think you should know Oregon it's. It texture wants me to say the idol of men that correct yes that and it. We craft and will be close up for the men to bear the pressure today brand in his car on the score."

" I the first time forever. Who -- you lose. Egg -- I mean following up with -- Laramie. And got the crowd -- where refers Saturday night's hero dialogue guys are so the Michigan State Spartans here you can go out and play Davydenko should like. -- guys scored on the final play of the game with a zero seconds remaining on the clock. Taking a swing -- I followed up saying. -- they're not gonna kick the extra point or even go for another play because. It's a computer -- let's start over at the ball -- kicked the ball and regardless."

" I screwed up and a particular -- intercepted. That would give them the lead of the game -- They were winning by three points what do they got one or two they still would have lost the game I'm sorry. We wearing choreographed and yeah."

" Okay."

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