" I've listen there's so much crap. In the last two weeks and in many you know you hear all that crap but I understood that that crap was gonna come with the territory and that -- live with crap that. And not -- very good."

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" You know the Phillies might have been played out over the course of today and last night after the game is that you seem resigned to defend after the game that there wasn't much fire and you. And you sort of stood up before the media so well you know this is a way to -- week. Are you resigned to his -- Wrote about me when I did. Have the fire that that was the wrong thing to do. -- holy crap."

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" Hey guys next time we are in my neck of the woods -- a brick is the -- Bradley Victoria. -- this -- goes out to Bud Selig. Last week after Mark McGwire was hired to be displayed -- hitting coach he's saved quote. I'm delighted market's coming back I have no misgivings about this at all. This coming after Selig gets sent -- march 19 2000 by the congress both. Nobody worries more about the image of this sport than I do I am proud of our players."

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" even players like -- many repairs and delicate surgery as I have either tested positive for each teach her steroids or Irvin admitted to using them. -- care about the image what kind of message are you sending to teenagers when you welcome back the biggest steroid freak of all the McGwire. Please you only care about people like -- of your -- If I'm Bud Selig to publicly RF but."

" Exactly what he does too because when US but a tough question nobody says he's answer stock answer. Baseball's never been more -- they're made normally we have Randolph. Would have no matter what the questions. -- Dan says this crap goes out to David -- Lawyer for Richard -- Father of blue and Roy -- when discussing the pending arrests of his client a few weeks ago on The Today Show queen said. Do not do the perp walks for media consumption and arrest these people in full view of their children. That's child abuse. That's traumatic for kids goal. David you want us to believe the man who thrust his family and -- wife swap. And an orchestrated a hoax they had the entire nation believing his son was flying in a balloon above Colorado. In life threatening circumstances gives a damn about inflicting trauma upon his children. If your client could make a few bucks he'd sell the exclusivity rights of the aforementioned arrest. Allowing a cable network into his living room putting microphones and his kids and having Wolf Blitzer -- read the entire events. David Blaine I know you got a job to do but cool you craftsman. Very common myth Gary in Evanston is under your crap and on the scorer."

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" Well anyway other script mr. Tim McCarver network during the just him. Conclude -- World Series will be even more terrible usual personal during game three McRoberts that FDA Rod Coleman and the ball went opponent entertainment not for the camera. I -- the fact that the kind of what has taken way out -- that replay showed there was problems starting the ball would have cleared the wall. But even going to accomplish stated that next guy that he was third and Joe Blanton did not cathartic -- on purpose to. And McCarver a mind reader also schedule but the credit he kind of gently disagree with your car or both times. Olympic congress going to Paris and showing no overrated analyst John Madden and retirement. McCarver who are you --"

" Okay it's one of the mysteries of sports to be wise when you begin to televise baseball do you get to premiere -- wide eyed guy has to be there. Broad Brad Ausmus says this goes out to John Miller pandering to be curses and ghosts crowd -- mentioning that some of the ghosts. From the old Yankee Stadium must've crossed the street. Into the new stadium. -- over betrayal merely two batters later a Yankee hitter. In a slow roller which Phillies third baseman Pedro Feliz bare handed and threw to first for the out. Miller ever the professional decided to tie this play to his recent dimension of the ghosts of Yankee Stadium by equipping. Shades of the ghost of Brooks Robinson on that play. I'm John. Not one that to the three things wrong with that statement one Pedro Feliz is -- feeling. Why Woody deceased Yankee legend -- police and throwing a Yankee out to. Brooks Robinson never played for the Yankees. His whole career was spent with the Orioles. Although this may explain point number one the ghosts of opposing players held opposing teams a number three. -- Robinson isn't dead. That's as bad as we have now I know Steve Stone played with Brooke C but it wasn't in Cleveland so that doesn't. Necessarily mean he's dead. I don't know great radio voice is like the ghost heating Vin Scully. Can seamlessly weaves stories into the anfield action but -- doesn't have to kill sandy -- facts to do so. The next time Joe Morgan goes off on the inferiority of Ryan Sandberg or how Tony Perez is the greatest first baseman in history. Take that moment to ask the question. Who Ukraine."

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" And crush all over again -- yeah -- crippled up for the duchess of Chicago Oprah Winfrey's. Pick on February 8 after a Grammy Awards party player Chris Brown decided to pretend that his girlfriend singer Rihanna with a punching bag. Afterwards Holbrooke told anyone who'd listen that domestic violence is something I won't tolerate period. Q and being Chris Brown from -- kind of personal. One day later gospel singer BB Winans was arrested for shoving his wife to the ground in front of their two kids. Out of the all -- display her outrage at this incident of domestic violence. The kid -- to hold commercial opens karaoke -- an American Idol rip off also allowing him to promote his new reunion album which is perceived he Winans. I guess Chris Brown couldn't do anything helpful throughout that time -- No question what's worse a hypocrite or holier than thou hypocrites and all broke or you -- them."

" Could catch. They're always did did -- yet you trusted everything else the Beverly brew masters and after game three of the World Series -- a magazine writer. Jorge. Are you grade junior."

" loss offered five Nuggets of wisdom explaining why the Yankees had already wrapped up the World Series despite only holding a 21 lead in the best of seven at the time. His first reason. The team that wins game three has gone on to win the series 75% of the time over the past twenty years ago since the yanks took the third game this year. They're destined to win. Don't usually I could point out that such a statistic isn't particularly illuminating. Over the past twenty years the team that wins. Any non clinching game goes on to win the championship 74% of the time as such you'd expect three fourths of the teams that win game three to go to win the series. If you truly want to delve into the statistics using the winner of game three to predict the eventual World Series champion is no more accurate than using the winner of games one or two. However that's the crappy for your middle school attempted interpreting staffs. When Democrat before is what you said in the very next sentence after declaring the Bronx bombers a lock. Colts. Curiously the Yankees won game three in both 20032001. Then lost the series. I'm quote book that I realize this stat has an even smaller sample size in your initial status they're forced sucks even more but here's a thought."

" If your gonna tell us but he certain stat definitively. Predict who'll win the series. They don't immediately tell us. At the very seems that failed to predict the eventual winner twice. Within the past ten years with the same amount. I really as the Yankees did eventually go on to win the World Series but don't be fooled into thinking it validates faulty logic parquet out. I'm good hey junior you -- you -- But they have a lot of."

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" Could put up with general wouldn't call last night after the Yankees when he grabbed. Our neighbors got a good holiday how gratifying is this but to win after all these years."

" Well actually it's only been eight feet and and North -- went one World Series and that's what is best that makes him. Apartment 20% last. Twice by the year's winners Ken Rosenthal -- crap and."

" As the first say we've had back to back -- involving someone named Jorge if he thought -- I believe I think that's that's a fast therefore it. Do you pitched the only perfect marks as news goes out to Matt Spiegel. Who Monday when the -- to read in email. Suggesting an incentive to improve the performance of the offensive line the Bears were Cutler gets a free shot at the comfort area of the wind and it gives up the -- called a sack for a -- program. Spiegel indignantly said all -- classy. That's five minutes later -- was expressing his love for the red zone channel by proclaiming I love this channel I wanna grab it by the throat and -- it. How -- class. I may not be classy like yeah. Terry Boers. Both listened to your own show your humor is much below street level met Spiegel who you crap and."

" Through and I think that's true. I listen -- pays attention. And this from Fisk in Morris. Who's this Sunday morning. Mike Ditka discussing the animosity surrounding Brett Favre is returned to Lambeau Field said. I don't really wanna quote myself but when I was fired from the Bears I said this too shall pass and Mike. I know you've been around the game for awhile unless you were catching passes in the tenth century BC. This quote probably can't be attributed to -- you. The phrase is generally thought to have come into being in the tying the king Solomon. Who asked that he ring will be inscribed with the phrase to remind him of his smallness in the great scheme of things is -- came up with guns they yell war. He grew translating to this too shall pass away. Crunch I ask you using a phrase that can be ascribed to you who you crap that also translates to into remission -- could. -- No we're gonna -- at anything and if you tried to -- to write (%expletive) -- name in Hebrew the paper burdens. And rock bridge it's Roy Oswalt bulldozer and we -- of the score."

" That -- and I hate that crap goes up to demoted Peter King."

" This week's Sports Illustrated after finding out Dell Clark dropped that touchdown for sure does sound bad because his -- was gonna --"

" Peter -- generally channeling. Mister burns decided qualities you -- the -- but I'm an afternoon game down and Indianapolis. Here meg Gil back echoed in her pocket and into professional football the one element that the idea of the play football under you wanna call adopted sons. Peter before you have a -- carburetor on it yourself or your grandparent."

" Whose idea -- is different nowadays even. Is what we're nowhere mr. Williams. Nor any of my minutes are things. Chicago okay. We're in the best of everything underwriters caught goes where Israel's defenders to score entertaining so far and I think. It going right here right now okay. I have we will keep it going away natural on -- car phone and."

" Yeah yeah yeah I do it today and nobody even money rule. All right I don't want you live big ol' pile of crap that Gerry DiNardo Louisville on your show this to pay. It basically (%expletive) everywhere it's about Iowa Hawkeyes bet they would not be favorite this week because overlooked fact that they have lost their running back -- a Robinson."

" Well I guess it's got a legitimate Baghdad. Be basically -- Brandan -- here."

" There's Richard -- for 118. Yards on 25 carries and three touchdowns in his first collegiate start. So I guess before you -- preparing didn't affect maybe he should understand that. Winning."

" Eight of their last nine games behind and making sure that they can be what they need to do on the field."

" You're gonna get the job -- come and ask JJ DiNardo because Indiana who who you lost."

" It doesn't work red you notices here's a simple one minute from minute chamber business for me hungry hungry homer says. Dan last week a caller complained about the Bears -- usual as he got off topic he said he was. Upset with the Bears against the Lions in game you said you can you can't complain about 24 point win. If I remember correctly the score was 4824 in favor of the Bears than this past week the Bears won thirty to six. Another 24 point win like all of us like. Think you were complaining about. At 24 point win. You're not on a rampage like Doug and OB but your stool complaining. That we're doing a bad job opponent guess you're not allowed to complain of the offense scores over forty to 39 and under it's OK. Dan Bernstein who you craft and true true that got me chuck you're on the sore hello chuck. --"

" go to appreciated sharp move during the halftime broadcast. Beat Detroit Lions singled to -- game and inexplicably brought up. -- whatever reason. Highlight being Albert Pujols -- Grand Slam home runs with one RBI. Never mind that the Cardinals are playing baseball anymore. But the last time I checked if you hit two grand slams you're gonna net well more than one RBI shinjo are. Take that back up your horse face and ask who are you graphic."

" I told ride today I saw rides -- an early today very some some confusion that here at noon so receive actual test -- it's a miracle at nap time yeah I -- I said to my -- and I don't pretend to be a baseball a true I don't want anybody think anyone. But but I'm I'm kind of thinking that DT St. Louis Cardinals chances for World Series or little dim. Did do you acknowledge I don't know you sold drilling joins slap me in the side so that's. Hired and he can."

" that's covered -- but anyway he's still loves you and Glenn says that this goes out to -- Oakland Raiders a few months ago way and head coach Tom cable hit assistant Randy Hanson breaking his jock. The organization pursued the incident with all the investigatory zeal of Sargent Schultz. Now in the wake of allegations cable has a history of physical abuse against women youth Raiders have released the following statement quote. In conjunction with the league office we will undertake a serious evaluation of this matter. We wish to be clear that we do not in any way condone or except actions such as those alleged. There have been occasions on which we have dismissed raider employees for having -- in inappropriate conduct. You know. If there was such a thing as a master class for writing entries for this segment we could probably use your organization is a case study. Let's begin -- on the one hand you state you don't condone or accept these types of actions in any way. If that's true why is it good employees who engage in inappropriate conduct have only been dismissed occasionally. For that matter if you're maintaining a consistent standard of enforcement why are you trumpeting that fact relatives of virtue. That's like -- accused racist claiming some of his best friends are minorities. -- all this doesn't even get into the verbal hypocrisy of stating you'll investigate an employee for actions that took place before he started working with the Raiders. It which you've probably never master about while turning a blind eye to things he did while actually working for you I can only imagine -- employee conduct policy actually looks like. Any employee founder of -- in violation before going policy is subject to immediate dismissal if their actions have squeezed out to the public. And if they're. -- embarrassing and if the employee is too important. You know you're gonna hire human resources and public relations people this incompetent. At least put -- of their incompetence couldn't make things look any worse. Like your offensive coaching staff. Oakland Raiders who you crap and wherever there is a precedent for a guy who actually has a job all month 25 minutes losing his job because little domestic violence the case. There's a person said the world of sports. Becoming -- percent of you'll feel come to your a guy who had a job and lost it because real quickly in real -- on -- something came to light about domestic violence law leave."

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" I have. Yeah. First time -- for love yeah. Thank you very much home yet -- Tim McCarver are not Saturday's game three decades before that daylight savings. Well this -- says don't forget to -- your -- expect tomorrow actually currently closed changed their vote on the football games. I tend if you forgot that figure prospect you'd -- early for the games. Heart body and David beat you gotta give up giving advice to people great presence."

" They just not that fast a it is a minute and think he's right. -- Chris since Charles Tillman last Thursday. In an interview after this very segment Tillman responded to these Cincinnati disaster it by calling it a bad day at the office. Charles I understand this cliche is safe and commonly used to let's just analyzing your day at the office versus Friday at the office you work sixteen mandatory days a year I -- 260 plus you're allowed practice time. And film time to make your day better and more perfect at the office me. Not so much. You have ready bodies to replace you at any given moment they know. Your three hours a day at the office they were ten plus hours a day and -- your pay him one quarter of one football game is more than my annual salary Charles I understand the cliche. I understand the need for athletes to compare their careers to the common person in order to make us all feel better. The truth is your day at the offices -- 300 foot long playground my day at the offices and a 300 square inch cubicle. After a bad day at the office smoking mirrors -- worn thin so Charles Tillman who -- seventh. It is time is good pressure it is time to check Terry's. An ominous sounding yet is ready to burst and I don't know about this when you gotta. -- in the Florida Maine groves. As -- is good men and I got a I got all that yes you get -- You know president -- talent will close out who your crap treasure they're a big pressure on the score I think the first year by the way."

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