" It isn't here are both tied for Friday front here -- the -- materials SIX SEVENTY The Score and behind you know we'll."
" a little. A little confidence and it's called mundane sports achievements and I mentioned the time that I -- took the dog out for her constitutional. And then I had the usual bag who would -- do -- it. Saw a dumpster I don't know maybe forty feet away diagonal from me across the street. And played the wind blew off of the -- into the -- into the dumpster goes into the -- I think any of those moments -- you look around as he did anybody see. But please keep it clean it ended nothing -- neurological worst scandal logical please. Keep it clean -- And it will have to be the -- that would be calling here's an example Kevin and Park -- has feedback zone says. Hundred yards from shore -- moving -- But three of my Brothers. And four bedroom. Tonight hit a dragonfly. In flight about five feet away with the number two split shot lead sinker using your -- rocket. He never seen a dragonfly in flight home randomly get seems to move around that's a shot. That's -- thing. But -- is it is because that's the point support -- you always winning ways and so we're doing here's another example. Mission portage Wisconsin twelve years ago some friends and I went to see the seventies rockers UFO in Milwaukee. The band before the I was type O negative but I didn't care for them their road -- through several cases of toilet paper into the crowd we have fun whipping it around. Before UFO came on -- to my friends that I but it hit leaves bigger film -- get ahead with -- roll of toilet paper. After UFO's first song Phil Mogg turned around and grab a bottle water let fly with a perfect -- from. From sixty feet and hit him square they had to. You can get Phil -- and ahead with a roll of toilet paper. A fairly -- that's we're going to do Friday -- right in Chicago was really."
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" It may be legendary among you who your friends and family that -- Your mundane sports achievements now is the time for them. To get the publicity. The attention was deserved only a few needs as Kenny Smith said last night. I bet they deserve that. So we begin in Oswego where we will be on Wednesday we will with Johnny Mo on the scores -- know."
" Hey guys okay I'm pretty sure. It's -- Dan's criteria for a mundane sports achievement approach is gone back to the summer of 1992. Years after high school. -- front and I were up in door county Wisconsin on vacation. And we went one night to a bar called the blue -- We were drinking -- shouldn't hold near the pool table dangling from the -- with a strained. And attached to the string was a ring."
" Closest thing in the ring on the hook Spin City yet I -- at a bar at Hayward."
" God yeah it was like about twelve feet away and I don't know what little small. Notebook. And for our guys were drinking and trying to kind of forget it caught and nobody could -- and later that evening as we live. I grabbed it and without looking off script and read it and how."
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" Here's one firmness -- Hillary and Peoria. Who's a sophomore in high school pre basketball season weightlifting and a small weight room were checking off -- as we go. Some people forgot to market boxes we do at the end had to be carried pencil one point one of the guys have to use a pen or pencil. General question for the room nobody handed demanded. This guy continue to look at his checklist to put his other hand near one of his temples and contemplating some good at this point I've already fired a shot. I'm with the pencil -- an end over end from. Roughly fifty feet. As the pencils soared to a woman stayed just below the ceiling definition of -- that is gonna hurt him but I watches the pencil. -- perfectly between his middle and ring fingers. What -- any witnesses or maybe a dozen people in the -- not one has seen it. And he was so lost in his own thought she simply transfer the pencil -- division without even looking up from his paper I tried to explain exactly what happened. -- sort of it was a -- nobody cared. Always try to -- seats now you've got to catch the ball really does this week fairer. And that's why we're here doing this today exactly. -- in sandwich realistic or replace right there on hello ray."
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" I didn't think they're quite appreciated that not only not only -- and it's yeah it's hard to do that's really different. It is a little bit and yes oh I see you through this hopefully get a single pins fair call. We'll build the ball back into the thing we've picked the former Juventus of -- that they got that's like -- Yeah right wow okay that's now that's impressive now I got this sound like. -- that's a different segment though -- it is carries on the score Monday in what sports achievements."
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" There was all the same light water -- meant so water pump and know that the record pipe and then below that."
" There is influence pizza PPP and then and that he would be small bet that was underneath the water quite. And I hit a golf ball in -- that -- that peavy deal but all of them want."
" My shots. Thanks very. That's -- we're talking about Mike in Naperville welcome the store. This afternoon hello goodbye and I got to drink. I've got -- got screwed up self."
" Hello my guys again I might -- military might of Cleveland's."
" I -- two guys and we're. And you're -- you're just don't just pass play touching distance look at the Barack can make sure. And it did it was short play I. Would take him out and they you know -- to a couple short and they came closer and an eternal racket wouldn't break we'll go right dead center looked like hell. Looked like in slow motion the -- look offense has committed they -- doing the same way and then fell out of the boat. And punished for different was -- going to ratio went into the water saying what are we gonna do what we are your. Irrigation and all you have to do -- stand up. --"
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" I have -- water story I may Bernie and I we had a play book or Spanish how -- avenue. I'm a narrow street weir and brownstone briefly at. Upon the other top story and you can had to be because people would come tearing down at street Detroit -- little kids around me. On October night we got some water balloons up -- which triggered vacated and turned on the street where does he -- try and get them and so -- up after about half an hour. We hear this car in the distance pitch really traveling so -- play water balloon and three stories down -- the -- exactly in the middle the windshield. And we came here for the explode and the cars slammed on the brakes. He hadn't millimeters hole and it looked down their heads at the dark sedan with a government -- friend like little girls."
" Apparently admitted that he's still alive to tell the tale -- as mundane sports. -- This is from Fred McGriff is big goofy hat. And he says. Few years back enjoying some cold Beers watching games went to the bathroom and brought along the bottle of beer I was drinking isn't had to sit for two left in it. And as -- that your little down the last drop notice the garbage in today's paper towels five feet away. I gently tossed the bottle into the garbage can the -- and apparently quite full of paper towels rejected the bottle. And it came flying out of the can the bottle -- back at -- that mattered oh thinking it was about the glass -- over restroom floor. However the bottle landed about a foot from where I was standing. Right side up and completely on damage too which I exclaimed. Did you see bats to the guys standing next to me. Apparently he did not there's been a rather strange look got a little wars and that's not normally the kind of comment another bad -- this year windy in the men's room. I quietly returned to my table rejoin Manfred who greeted by accomplishment put you on many demands that I go get another bucket of beer. And -- but he said that since. Big juicy -- but to listen. Loves. The Tigers on Monday in sports achievements for Friday following on the score hello."
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" I don't know. If you're shaking your head to Philly so no not a fluke. Things that before looking for all those threes pursue the girls through his own youth something fit to be -- story. At a downtown or near the score. Of."
" Boy in Honolulu. I got a pretty mundane story when I was about fifteen. And I'm making my brother about thirteen. It's a note about a foot the night before it was that real icy slushy snow."
" My brother gave walking away from the house and hit about thirty yards."
" And I picked up this real good ice balls and I'm very strong arms I think there's no one had come and hit this guy. I realize -- even the ball me and I LPGA has taken had gambled that. Eddie turned around the ball commitment that I called commissioned right on the top of their head knocked him down. Tonight. Seattle newspaper and."
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" My defense goes says in 2001 my friends and I wear -- Red Sox game. We're in the Fenway bleachers and calendar night. After Manny Ramirez flew up to the warning track in the game sheets from the calendars started flying in close and crumpled up balls and airplanes trash all of the bleachers. My friend made his own plane and you release it towards the field to clean caught a gust of wind. As it exited the stands the fans of the bleachers -- wild cheering and I'm hoping that this projects I would be the first to reach the field. The plane landed several feet in front of the warning track in almost exactly the same spot to which many had flown out the crowd went absolutely -- and he was kind enough. Two occasions you know photographic evidence then a nice green right here on his paper airplane right there on the outfield grass in front of the warning tracks -- certainly no doubting that would. The need to move on icy snowball from big turnaround they don't have Jimmy voice outside corner of the store cool."
" Power -- eight hours playing a play one what you shoot free throws in the Alley behind the -- my little Cardinals."
" Very competitive -- hated to lose and anything --"
" And I in this particular game he was -- put my -- and I couldn't get a shot this day in my life. Get a -- in the game 21 nothing and I took the ball in disgust undated it's harder because the bombshell about a hundred feet -- came straight down and went right through the net."
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" So -- as you've. Beautiful overnight in southern Italy and a friend of mine and I two Americans -- saying where -- Italian family had their villa. And there was a beautiful dinner spread out in their back guys garden terrace. Let me grows and olive trees. All of live fixing the road and garlic and mozzarella. And of course plenty of home made Dionte. -- It almost hit us then that's -- of their British friends. And McKeon can -- in close we'll do maybe 3 in the morning at which point the patriarch Michaela look at ways that it. It is -- floor we pull up contact."
" We won beating all other competitors reeling off twelve -- answered clubs at 3 in the morning to win."
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" Hi guys as well Hillary. I was. College student at Illinois State back in the eighties and her roommate and I were thrown no. Yards with a plastic tips. And then walked a couple bad checks those -- it was them as the -- biggest stat just walked out of the I decided that you would start better but. And I hitter Roy hit machine. Over big belief that it should stop it --"
" Apparently it was scary Arenas. Still alive right food you can smooth third. Bet he'll look all that smooth goodness. Goodness me. -- Freshmen -- are doing this tour."
" I had back -- alone. I did not I would that day you -- Mexican wrestlers was my girlfriend. And we're everything drinks before dinners joke shorter they fruity drink with a little lion garnished. And we're roughly three feet apart from one another and she actually gleefully pulled off that's par on the line more than -- the dead -- And she talks it over and she hit me square in the know as an adult stuff and landed on the -- that's going to be achievement though. I don't know what to bounce back on the table immediately in response. What did with my index finger and was able to get enough lift and speed kind of slid directly in her mouth as she was laughing at me."
" Yeah -- that's nice. That's nice that's a good look. This is from the Elias who says Beckham my smoking days it periodically take breaks but I in my office no smoking day after sometime I noticed an old Folgers Coffee can 75 feet away from where I stood. That'll be cool I -- flick my cigarette in their but I need some help them one day finally. A nice gusty south wind was up my opportunity -- arrives. You're taking my last -- I flipped the ball high into the air and it landed right in the coffee can't make gave a fist pump and looked around. Of course no but he saw. But now we know now now we don't know we've been told another world news met in -- go you -- an excellent score mundane sports achievement for Friday phone."
" Hey I he has done good -- can -- you. Not -- The capital can eleven years ago I was just smoke here twelve years old you. We and he indoor researchers raining outside you. Visit Dave before we're gonna have tryouts or basketball's all the guys are just like. You cannot thorough and full quarters and half quarters -- I -- cheer a little bit. I have no idea that aren't football. From one end of the court to the other and and I hit it looked like you're gonna have this feeling it shots missed and hit nothing but net and the other side."
" It's our second punting the ball in the basket story which I imagine. Another -- to go to would you do that no. It's good exercise that's good exercise for real man who -- gotten tickets and see what happens beyond me here. Might you have just felt like I was confident curriculum as well because if you do you know thousands of exercise was -- stays healthy my. -- totally different group muscles -- both guys did they know I did on the elliptical. I do have -- Danielle and he's someone who run behind him so he can see if you'd like Holmes Tomlinson all I would definitely go wrong -- your thoughts in your blood in your mind off not by and I was around sorry Ken in Grand Rapids or this."
" Hey guys I got a good reducing the number one it's. He never walked back well they do well -- I know we are playing fast agent Orange Bowl group of us. We're taking a break -- down. And right other -- due respect. Afford to prove actually my body could see guys get out of play I don't might do it if I did my -- restored optimism that. Well -- reality -- and he didn't see it touch and luck can't play the ball. I'll forward tabloid through the ball filibuster -- Georgia Atlanta threatened enough. -- very excited that I didn't do it there were more mad that I. The last good ball."
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" McNamara of the winter deciding that we wanted to do. And powers like contest with a gold card into the driveway. It's been driving the road where I see and that that was what the whole game wants -- arm almost went down at first and it was my turn and not. I go lay him down on the -- on the Irish. Try to do my power play -- in the driveway and I went a little too hard tonight that screamed endless Dielman are not supposed to."
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" I definitely had my foot hurts so I would guess but my body go out the garage."
" And they I don't play now on the field. And -- actually spun around. And that's why I'm on the field -- run around on the field."
" I'm not trying to change that -- that I that I am not gonna be able to catch just go cart has brought back off on my friends are laughing at me two hours later lament the hospital with a shattered right."
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" About eight years ago album gonna pay my rent and I had a second and envelope open regular standard the envelope. And the realty office -- the -- in the -- of ability until you personally you got to let Billy go down about eight -- got another door. Well there's the milk -- at the bottom of the first door so I figured I was -- The envelope for the bottom of the -- had a slide under the door. So why not let it. It -- three times in the year regulars and over and it went side ways the long way and it's clear between the door in the door play."
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" Hey guys I'm giving you a quick call I free launch for a living so whenever you carry the bag carry to get a pick up the kids -- personnel and dominant math have half Acre lot -- kids got the football back third pick it up. I'm like well I'm up walking all the way back upstairs but I just kept it in the air force out. On one -- Atlanta right now when no well I'm good deal. Well yeah operated on but you never know what -- gonna do what we have got about golf right now window while I kind of get a little damp and -- just got back on the last night."
" You're dancing in the backyard anyway that was that was part of standard operating procedure before -- Alonso -- us now. The city was spraying the ball and made -- memorable moment when you don't like it. HG hitter than says. I am as a caddy and caddy master of the country club's seventeenth hole -- sizable river and his caddies who always stop the seventeenth green before go to the eighteenth tee. To try to hit driver crossed the river and impossible feat. One Monday I spotted a motor boat on the other side of the river picking up water skier was in the water ice and I was gonna hit the ball. So I let go -- knocked down five -- the ball hit the back into the both of them side of the motor this year being. Pulled into the boat on the other side of the border fell back in the water as -- shots. A short over an excellent taste good my car was Broder one -- likely opinion -- if you killed at the do we bring them like hell we've gone bags fights and all of the eighteenth fairway looking bad and as we did -- the -- to our side of the river recast the green the club I was jump the fence on the way home. The pro asked disappointed -- we claimed innocence. Are we need to take a break we'll -- back -- to take one more. One more it's Jim in his car Monday in sports achievements will be closed out by him on the score. All the you ring and."
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" I was playing golf again you're in Georgia and I hit all we want out of 450 yards. Par four number sixteen. The problem was I hated all the thirteenth tee box -- RJ -- about 75 yards away. They really. I'm proud of the guys to a -- you know it was kind of got a pool."
" I had declared this freaking idiot convention. Friends are getting closer having to take a break but period a couple of college football and that notes that I think we should discuss involving the future. Of two high profile coaches in the region. There there is -- increasing. Pressure on Rich Rodriguez Perez and going through a game with felt the most pressure there is for a Michigan coach and I am starting to get the feeling. Just in talking to people and trying to read tea leaves here I'm not -- telling you this with any insight knowledge and reporting this -- to meet. I'm getting the feeling good -- Charlie Weis were gonna be retained if we would know it by now. Does that make sense you -- my god you know my guy after last is a little leery of -- I -- program a couple of days ago when he says that he's. IP he doesn't want to get involved and more proven wrong but he said. -- his world in other people's world to build a team that baby game sealed the deal that I I thank god I just think that if it. -- coming back they would go out of their way to tell us -- yeah. Yankees have been eighty games that they can't you know no matter how you winning there's no positive spin the amid an easy game. 31 -- easy -- 446767. And our number it is. I hear don't ever go. Bull -- bear but there's still room for you if you wanna enjoy a cold Bud Light. And get your weekend started to get off work for 31 north wells were given away Bulls -- I don't forget your. -- deal was done is thought -- in Jacksonville. Yeah -- then Jenny Jones against the it's Jacksonville guy doesn't. He -- more. Our problems -- he's got a belt so we'll talk and then a little bit and open up for you have to give the Bears reports of 508533126446767. Boers and Bernstein WSCR the score."